Why?

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  1. Xella_XV Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Why do you cook bacon and bake cookies?
     
  2. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Oh... oh, my. You've just unraveled the universe.
     
  3. Rena88 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Why do you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
     
  4. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Why do we ride bikes on the sidewalk and walk in the road?
     
  5. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Why do we go on the computer and eat a sandwich?

    amidoinitrite? :lolface:
     
  6. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Why do we ride the subway and EAT at Subway?

    isn'tthatalsoreallyunsanitary...?
     
  7. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    If Quizzes are quizical then what are tests?
     
  8. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Testicular. ._.
     
  9. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    If ice cream is soft, why is ice hard?
     
  10. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    If ice cream is soft, why is ice hard?
     
  11. xigbar.nom Destiny Islands Resident

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    Ha, double post xD You must be proud.
     
  12. Terra254 Traverse Town Homebody

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    Becuase its called Icecream ergo soft,creamy.
     
  13. xigbar.nom Destiny Islands Resident

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    Why do we drive cars here but in soviet russia they drive us?
     
  14. Xella_XV Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Why is a raven like a writing desk?
     
  15. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Because Ravens are blantantly flat and wooden and used to lean against.
     
  16. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    I tip my mad hat to ye...

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