why you shouldn't twerk

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by muff monkey, Sep 6, 2013.

  1. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2010
    Location:
    Wonderland
    309
    227

    also, you should probably turn your sound down if you're wearing headphones
     
  2. 61 No. B

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    3,455
    it's funny because the whole time i was thinking "i hope she's set on fire" and then it actually happened
     
  3. Plums Wakanda Forever

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2009
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Konoha
    4,346
    y'know
    if my butt caught on fire after falling through a table twerking
    all evidence ever would probably be sent to pluto by now
     
  4. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2009
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    753
    634
    i was about to comment that it was funny the title was about a white girl when in the thumbnail she looked black but then i watched it so NEVERMIND

    anyway dis hoe is dumb as hell like i'm sure there were plenty of places to wall twerk in that room but she chose the door? like bitch you dumb af, but nonetheless it must have been super cray and scary

    also i'm going to twerk anyway fuk da popo
     
  5. Janime6 the truest queen of them all

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2008
    Gender:
    Male
    830
    did she die​
     
  6. Labrys King's Apprentice

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2012
    Gender:
    Male
    1,450
    467
    I thought Miley Cyrus was all the reason not to.
     
  7. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Location:
    Moe, Victoria
    1,258
    878
    I thought that this would be about the power of self respect.
     
  8. Hiro ✩ Guardian

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2010
    Gender:
    Enby
    3,222
    Ha what a dumb *****
     
  9. Saxima [screams geometrically]

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2010
    Location:
    GAY WONTAEK HELL
    2,666
    As soon as I saw the candles . . .

     
  10. Llave Superless Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2010
    Gender:
    Tired Dad
    4,112
    THAT'S WHY YOU KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING, CHILDREN. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SOMEONE'S TWERKING.. OR YOUR PARENTS ARE MAKING A BABY.
     
  11. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2007
    Gender:
    Girl ️‍⚧️
    Location:
    College
    2,178
    OR WHEN SOMEONE'S TWERKING A BABY
     
  12. Laurence_Fox Chaser

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2006
    Gender:
    non binary
    1,558
    I'd say that would be a pretty effective deterrent to pretty much anything.
     
  13. Jiηx You're such a loser.

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2006
    Gender:
    Lord
    Location:
    Twisting like a flame in a slow dance, baby.
    1,426
    I really don't feel that those us with any common sense at all needed a reason to not twerk passed the whole "You look like a complete and utter twat" reason that resonates in all our minds when we see a twerker.
     
  14. The Fuk? Dead

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2008
    Gender:
    Male
    650
    Nah, you should twerk. You should definitely twerk.
     
  15. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Location:
    The Place.
    196
    Why do i want to mary this post?
     
  16. SynK Destiny Islands Resident

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2013
    394
    70
     
  17. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Location:
    The Place.
    196
    Hey! thats very mean...!


    ...To the chicken!
     
  18. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2006
    Location:
    Blossom City
    2,335

    Seriously, why is this a thing?
     
  19. nasirrich King's Apprentice

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2008
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    I'll end you on the spot so watch your six
    172
    410

    I was waiting for the eggs I knew they were coming, but I wanted and got what I wanted.

    Chicken
    Eggs...Scrambled Eggs
     
  20. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2007
    2,230
    Twerkers should be dealt with harshly and cuffed.

    [​IMG]