Why you should not waste your money on the new Devil may Cry: Devil May Cry

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  1. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    no, I'm saying that that is how they are portrayed in DmC and in the Eye of Dante app you mongoloid
     
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    I've been told to take my own advice and realise that there's nothing I can do to change your mind, so I'll be over here, enjoying the new DMC game.
     
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    New DmC sucks, old one is better.

    Two opinions, choose what you want.

    Move the **** on.
     
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    As Donte might say, FUCK YOU!
     
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    And after he says that, Vorgil will shoot a pregnant woman and kill her and the fetus.
     
  6. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    I was going to play DmC just to see if maybe, maybe the game had something I may like. Story, gameplay, something. THEN I saw the clip of DINO and some demon yelling "fuck you" at each other like two twelve year olds average CoD fans playing Call of Duty and decided to abandon all hope for it and instead direct my attention to something else.

    If any of you don't want to play DmC or just want to get the bad taste out of your mouth then I recommend you play this: Spec Ops: The Line.

    If you, out of curiousity, just looked up a trailer for Spec Ops: The Line and thought, "This looks like a genertic gung-ho American shooter" then I say to you:


    You don't know how funny that thought is yet~.

    Is that an actual quote from a Gamespot review? If so, did a drunken film school drop-out write that?
     
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    >Why do you guys complain about something I like? Why don't you like a shit game?
    I'm going to repeat this again without Kingdom Hearts.
    Imagine me taking your favorite series while it was in the middle of the story, throwing that out of the window and than remake the game without anyone's consent. I'm going to butcher your favorite character and make him into the biggest twat you can think of, I'm going to take that nice lighthearted story of yours and make it DARK AND EDGY! I'm going to dub down the difficulty and gameplay and make it linear. I'm going to replace all of the original music with WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB dubstep. And in the beginning of the game, if you where an old fan? I'm going to give you the middle finger.
    Are you seriously going to let someone get away with that?
     
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    Are you aware that they actually replaced Dante in DmC4? Are you aware that there is no more Dante story?
     
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    Just because the original story is over, doesn't mean they HAD to make a new game that tries so hard to be DMC, but ultimately is nothing like it aside from names and a few attacks.

    We can go play the original games that were awesome (minus 2), but don't tell us to not be mad about an established series that we love being ruined.

    Because look what happened here:

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    and here

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    But unlike those two series, DMC isn't getting another chance. This reboot is now the only way we'll be getting anything new for the series.
     
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