Why you should not waste your money on the new Devil may Cry: Devil May Cry

Donte: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG IN MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN![DOUBLEPOST=1358304168][/DOUBLEPOST]Meanwhile at Ninja Theory:

 

I guarantee you that the only people who will read that entire thing are people who are, like yourself, smearing their own **** all over themselves because they think that it will make things better again and Capcom will listen to them.

 

If fans hadn't outcried DMC3 and 4 wouldn't exist, and DMC4 wouldn't have Dante.

But please, continue to think simply allowing horrible things to happen with no resistance or voicing of discontent is fine.

On a related note

>Mundus' rule
>World is very controlled, but stable
>Mundus keeps the demons in check
>Society, on the surface, seems alright
>Donte and Vorgil decide to rebel and kill Mundus
>Mundus dies, the hellgate opens
>Literally demons everywhere attacking everyone
>This is happening on a world-wide scale
>Limbo in the real world and demon world have been slammed together and the city is in ruins
>implying this is better than what people had before under Mundus' rule
>implying Donte and Vorgil aren't the real villains

>mfw

 

>GAMESPOT: "The story, for instance, is light-years ahead of previous games in the series. Where they were schlocky, B-movie tales of adolescent fantasy, DmC has a sense of restraint, and maturity."

>restraint
>game has a giant baby that sucks its mother into itself
>game starts off with Donte banging two strippers
>game has Vorgil shoot a pregnant women in the womb, which Donte later taunts Mondus about

>maturity
>"Sit and spin on it"
>pizza crust dick
>again, game starts off with Donte nailing two strippers
>comparing dick sizes

 

Well if this is how you're going to react, with attempts to justify why your **** smearing is doing you a world of good, maybe this isn't the game for you. Here's a though. Don't play it. Don't buy it. Completely ignore it's existence and go play an old DmC game. Oh wait, that's too logical for you. Would you like me to find you a **** smearing partner? You seem pretty lonely, over there, not having fun with the new DmC game, Unlike those of us who bought it.

 

take it from a vidya game journalist.

vidya game journalism isn't worth listening to.

at least adam sessler gave a decent review though, because he's the ****ing sess

 

"Dude just play the old games and ignore the fact that one of your favorite series is being turned into shit"

ok

 

>ad hominem
>not addressing any issues with the game and how they affect the series

10/10 would sigh and facepalm again.

and you mean old DMC game.


Here's a basic, BASIC, explanation of why DMC fans are angry about DmC




also

>"omg why even bother it doesnt even matter"
>"*explanation of how it has been effective in the past, and why it is morally justified*"
>"omg if you're going to actually counter my points then **** you you loner"

 

"The game is not related to the events that occurred in the numbered games." MEANING THAT, HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS LADIES AND GENTLE-INFANTS BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE IT GETS REALLY OFF THE HOOK! THEY ARE NOT CONNECTED IN ANY WAY, EXCEPT FOR NAMES OF CHARACTERS AND OVERALL STORY INVOLVING DEMONS.

WOW HOW AMAZING IS THAT!?

 

sigh.

Except that's not it.



This is what he's talking about.

If it were a spinoff, or bettter yet it's own franchise like it really should be, and not a reboot, yes we might be slightly annoyed if it were a spinoff, but we wouldn't really care.

 

But there will be no more further installments with the characters and gameplay that I love. Instead, it will be replaced with shallow combat and disgusting, immature, try-hard characters.

 

don't forget edgy

and repulsive.[DOUBLEPOST=1358308366][/DOUBLEPOST]also what with the giant caps, you seem a little touchy

Upset that you have no valid defence of the game and that just ridiculing it's detractors (in ways that make NO sense) isn't working?

 

Here's what it basically comes down to. You're complaining. The devs have said "We don't care. This is how it is." You can either keep complaining, and get nowhere, or you can accept it.

"Jones explained that he has received numerous death threats in the form of comic books and a metal song due to the controversial decision to reboot the series." so basically, they're set with this new game, and they won't be changing their minds.

 

And since we can't have fun with a new game in the real series, we'll have fun mocking this sad attempt at a Devil May Cry.

 

but by raising awarenesss as much as possible about how bad it is, we can hopefully deter people from buying it, and hopefully make them buy something better, e.g. revengeance, anarchy reigns, thereby lowering it's sales which these days is all capcom listens to, better for it to die than to watch it be turned to shit

 

Either way, it's "dead" to you. Move on.

 

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but I'd rather attempt to

and I have fun mocking this sad attempt at a Devil May Cry plus it's not dead untill we know there won't be a sequel, it's still potentially being turned to ****.

also

>make game about fighting the system and the evil corporations
>heavily market it and release iOS app
>giving in to the marketing and buying the game/app is doing the exact opposite of the game/apps message.

 

See, now you're starting to sound like a paranoid conspiracy theorist.

 

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but that's what ninja theory did, not me.

 

You're accusing the corporations of being "evil"