Why you should not waste your money on the new Devil may Cry: Devil May Cry

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  1. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    >Donte breaks in to Mundus's wife's club, punching out an innocent bouncer on the way
    http://bit.ly/13w4MWL
    >Donte beats up and kidnaps said wife and child, then holds them for ransom
    http://bit.ly/WH0Tbz
    >Instead of keeping their word, Donte's boss and brother, Vorgil, shoots the wife in the womb, then as soon as the realization that her child is dead has set in, kills her too
    http://bit.ly/TW8sOK
    >Donte brags about how good it felt to watch Mundus's kid be 'blown into wet chunks'

    FURTHERMORE
    http://bit.ly/UlqWqH
    >Vergil bragging about his dick size
    http://bit.ly/11vnbEy
    >This stupid scene that exists only to piss off old fans
    http://bit.ly/1039RXQ
    >And a bonus clip to show you what you were in for if you had regrettably bought this game

    What you CAN do is support the real Devil May Cry series by buying the HD collection instead! Together we can show Capcom that we don't want any of Ninja Theory's D0NTE_Xx420_2EDGY_DEM0N_4FUCKYOU_xX420_KILLA XTREME MATURE WUBSTEP EDITION bullshit. Thanks for your time!

    Devil May Cry HD Collection (PS3)
    Devil May Cry HD Collection (360)
    Devil may Cry: Devil May Cry (PS3, 360, and PC)
     
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  7. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    I have only seen one review, gave it 90/100.

    Mainly hear fans not liking the re-envisioning. It wasn't meant to be the same like the others.
     
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  8. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    B-b-b-b-b-but Noisia did most of the soundtrack! :'D
     
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  9. T3F Chaser

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    I've only ever played DMC4 and I enjoyed it, but I don't think I'll play another one
     
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    How to enjoy the new DMC game:

    /mute all voice acting and terrible writing and bad plot (the originals never had great ones, but...jeez)
    /ignore the butch lesbian looking "Dante" (who likes to remind us all that his name is, in fact, "Dante")
    /also ignore 80's Top Gun style "Vergil" (who suddenly cares about his dick size?)
    /enjoy the genuinely good gameplay

    Or just play DMC 1, 3, or 4 (bar the stupid repeat of levels in the 4th game's story mode)
     
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    I only ever saw the DMC anime because my parents were butts and refused to let me play anything involving the devil :v
     
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  12. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    >Is currently installing DMC
    >Will probably really enjoy it
     
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    It's a joke because he's not Dante.

    What Libregkd said
     
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  16. shidonic Destiny Islands Resident

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    The order in which i enjoy the games is.

    1. Devil may cry 4
    2. Devil may cry 3 Dante's awakening: Special edition
    3. Devil may cry 1
    4. Devil may cry 2

    DMC 4 is the only game so far that i've completed almost completely. (Lol redundancy) Having all modes. (Except hell and hell) Completed, and almost a full 2 health bars.
     
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  17. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    ^This.
     
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  18. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Is there anything fanfiction WON'T completely **** up?
     
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  20. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Hey, Trig guess what? I'm enjoying it.
     
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