Earlier I decided to eat soup, because soup is always great, right? I managed to spill some. I was not wearing pants. I swear the soup saw what a great idea I had and decided to conspire against me. Now, fix my shelf, soup.
I have thought about this long and hard and I can only deduce that the soup was going after your buns. Buns and soup do go hand in hand.
How am I meant to enjoy my soup with pants getting in the way? We all know that pants can be a real damper on mood, so I removed them to fully enjoy my soup. Logical, is it not?