Why is soup so evil?

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  1. C This silence is mine

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    Earlier I decided to eat soup, because soup is always great, right? I managed to spill some. I was not wearing pants. I swear the soup saw what a great idea I had and decided to conspire against me.

    Now, fix my shelf, soup.
     
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    I have thought about this long and hard and I can only deduce that the soup was going after your buns. Buns and soup do go hand in hand.
     
  3. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    ...Do I want to know why you weren't wearing pants?
     
  4. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Because he can?

    Idunno.
     
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    It was for you, naturally.
     
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    Maybe your soup was possessed.
     
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    It's Chris, is it not?
     
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  9. C This silence is mine

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    How am I meant to enjoy my soup with pants getting in the way? We all know that pants can be a real damper on mood, so I removed them to fully enjoy my soup. Logical, is it not?
     
  10. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    Zombie apocalypse? Forget about it. This is the beginning of a soup apocalypse.
     
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    Does it need to have a reason to be evil?