Why is my sub a pedophile?

So today, my girlfriend was wearing a 3Oh!3 shirt to school. The 3Oh!3 logo thingy was right where her boobs were, and so I did the little hand symbol thing that the logo is to her.

Then, somebody else did it, and both me and my GF were like >.>

So, right in the middle of class, said GF asks to go to the bathroom. Then, somebody else ELSE does the hand thing, and she shouts out "Why is everybody staring at my chest?!"

Which was pretty funny, but then the sub stares directly at her boobs for like seven seconds and is then finally like "okay, you can go to the bathroom now"

wat

 

Freshman year during an oral Spanish class, I caught my teacher reading my girlfriend's shirt.


There was nothing on it.

 

People like breasts. Chickenbreasts.

 

Eh, when you have something blazoned across your chest you've got expect some people to look towards it. o:

 

lol3oh!3 a

 

Yeah pretty much this :v

 

My sandwich prefers being delicious over children.

 

To avoid this shirt that read like:

t
h
i
s

help

 

Maybe they were just staring at her tits.

 

I never would have thought of that. >_-

 

/thread .

 

Secret #1: Your sub was actually RvR.

 

I don't think you read Pumpkin's invisible text. o.-

 

Shhh, she's still a baby RvR, she can't be rushed to learn. D:

 

well I'm sorry that I'm not paranoid and don't highlight everything. >:|

 

i've had teachers do that to me
and i have done that with other girls XD
an normal hormone i guess?

 

Well, it's both true actually.

Also, I really need to change my name dammit.