That's a lie, you're always eating! Becoming... fat? This is a new concept for me. I thought people were born fat.
Not when liquidised and made into a smoothie they're not. Seriously though, human flesh is the cure to obesity. You never see a fat cannibal.
Does that mean you have a face feast for me? I do so love feasting on faces, especially as a breakfast. There is nothing than waking up to a nice, hot face on your lap.