Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road- Explained

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
We've all heard that before. But did you ever really think about it?
In reality, it's a hillarious and intelligent joke. And here's why.
In many religions and cultures, the afterlife is considered "The Other Side".
And the chance of survival of a road-crossing chicken is almost 0.
So the sad, lonely chicken wished to end it all.
So he crossed the road.
And got to the other side.

 

SOURCE? You have one?

 

Sources are not needed when it cones to road-crossing chickens.

 

But sauce is.

Ketchup + Roadkill = NOM

 

This conversation is out of hand. It's MUSTARD+Roadkill=NOM.

 

I have to agree with this statement.

 

BLEUGH MUSTARD EW EW EW

Ahem.


Ketchup.

 

How 'bout dat relish?

 

What kind of relish?

 

Mentlegen's relish of course.

 

how about none of the above? If you have meat roadkill, it would have to be on Fear Factor

 

You're right, we shouldn't eat roadkill. Eating an animal killed by a vehicle is just disgusting.


We should go out and kill it ourselves with our bare hands! Where is the passion, the commitment, in eating someone elses kill?

 

what do you think happened to the meat we buy at the store? Did it just drop dead so it counts? Now we're going to have animals dropping like flies, oh the humanity

 

I am not certain what you are trying to say. Meat from stores is from animals reared and then slaughtered. Thats what I think happened to it.

 

This statement is correct.

This statement is false.

 

Both of these statements are true. And now I say, let's call Fear Factor so we can eat roadkill

 

Hello, 2003 called to report that you're committing copyright infringement...

 

eh? really? What'd I do?

 

You mentioned their IP...

 

their what?