why am i doing this again?

Sonic '06


I lost my completed save, so I'm going back to do it again.
I swear this game shoves me into purgatory...

 

Are you a masochist?

 

At this point, your guess is as good as mine...

 

It's because GameGrumps never finished it
and you wanted them to
Thus, the only conclusion was to finish it yourself.

i.e: u crazy

 

Cat, sweetie, you don't need to do this. Just be happy that you finished it the first time. No one will think less of you. Here *gives seven dollars* go get yourself something nice.

 

But I already did.
That's why I'm crazy.

T-thank you. But I've already met Knuckles. I have an obligation to finish this now.
It is my destiny.
It will be my salvation. And it will be my ruin.

 

Then you are in the seventh circle of hell
forever doomed to replay Sonic '06

Your only salvation is Enzy. She must rescue you.

 

Very well.

 

Sonic 0666 has taken me
My eternal quest is to extinguish Solaris
Only after true bestiality's kiss can I have the chance to be free
And yet this temple of big balls hinders my progress

Damn you big balls...
(also @Twelve grip me tight and raise me from perdition already)

 

Cat please! Don't do it! It's not worth it!

 

Even this insane white faced hermit wouldn't want to relive the horror of Sonic 06

 

Oh God, why are you playing that game a second time? You've already put yourself through enough trouble. Besides, if it's to listen to the music, just youtube it. You don't need to replay that horrific nightmare, especially if you have to re-watch that stupid kiss-that-should-never-be

 

06? Which one's that?

 

the one that sucked a thousand giant cocks.

 

Also having Shadow's shadow as an antagonist who constantly tries to overtake Shadow by taking over his shadow. Yep...

 

The Shadow game? Or the Sonic battles one? I don't follow the Sonic games, they're fairly forgettable, let one the year.

 

It's the one that introduced Silver the Hedgehog (who I liked when I was younger because telekinesis but is still pretty bad in this game) and had the three individual campaigns that needed to be beaten before getting to the final episode.

 

In the end I looked it up. From what I remember, the nice kin Sonic, but apparently dreadful.

 

You mean Penumbra?

Or Garshtoshtles?

 

I am so glad you are playing the best Sonic game in existance.
You may think I'm being sarcastic but I am not. What makes this game the best in the series? The challenge. If one can beat Sonic 06 100%, I see them as a true gamer for completing one of the most difficult to stomach games in this world. GO CAT GO.