Whose line is it anyway?

"Yep. The PC versions of console games are always better."
...
"Oh, well, yeah, the graphics and gameplay are better on the consoles, but the PC is much better."
...
"What do you mean, do I even own a console?"
...
"I don't, but that's not the point..."

 

STEAM FTW xBOX ****IN SUCKS WE HAVE THE MOST SUPERIOR HARDWARE AND WE HAVE MODDING SO SUCK IT

 

World of Warcraft.

-steps back and then forth-

Mom: Son, what are you doing?
SOn: Building a theme park with unfinished rides so I can kill people?
Mom: How could you!?

-Does it again-

...I don't care if I have to pay a monthly fee!

-And again-

Did you know that when you go to the this area, you get more experience?

-and one last time-

I'm a PC Gamer,
Surely things can't get any lamer,
I play Elder Scrolls so that's me right there,
Thursday's at eight, I get to see Melissa's underwear.

 

Alright, time's up. Let's do this. LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

(It had to be done)