Who would win? Hulk vs Bane?

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  1. jackdaniel0 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Green vs Green
    Muscle vs Muscle
    Smartass vs Dumbass
    ...maybe not that last one.
     
  2. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Considering one has the benefit of not having to constantly be pumped with something that is pretty much killing him.
    I think the answer is obvious.
     
  3. jackdaniel0 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Obvious?
    Never heard of them
     
  4. 0blivionkeeper Merlin's Housekeeper

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    From what I know, Hulk can survive being shot at by missles, and Bane can't, so... yea, the Hulk wins. :3

    (I don't know much about comics tho so I could be way off base here)
     
  5. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    First of all, Bane is super smart. The notion that he is dumb comes from the fact that his portrayal in Batman & Robin made him that way and far too many writers rolled with it.

    That said, Hulk would win far too easily.
     
  6. jackdaniel0 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Coughcough I wasnt calling Bane the dumb one
     
  7. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Oh? I apologize, I assumed you were calling Bane dumb considering "Dumbass" is on the right side.
     
  8. jackdaniel0 Twilight Town Denizen

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    ....Huh, that's a good point. I'll remember that next time I do something like that.
     
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    I'm going to be that guy here.

    Hulk is Marvel and Bane is DC. There is no way the two would ever be in the same universe.
     
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    WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER

    THAT BANE GUY IS ONE BAD DUDE, JACK! BUT I FEAR NO MAN, NO BEAST OR EVIL, BROTHER

    SO WHATCHA GONNA DO, BANE, WHEN THESE GOD GIVEN 24 INCH PYTHONS AND ALL THESE HULKAMANIACS RUN WILD ON YOU!
     
  11. 61 No. B

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    I'm going to be that other guy here.

    Why does it matter? Why are people constantly comparing characters through fights, and what real significance does the outcome have? Like I've seen people get angry over these types of topics as if they have been personally attacked and offended by the outcome.
     
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  12. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    The Hulk would literally just rip Bane in half.
     
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    Deathbattle right here folks
     
  14. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Deathbattle is the dumbest ****
     
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    There are continuations in which Bruce Banner is able to preserve his intellect while still in Hulk form. Neither character can be considered a dumbass, so that shouldn't even be mentioned.

    Anyway, Hulk wins this with a single finger.
     
  17. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Except when the two crossover. Which they have.
    No, this wouldn't be something Death Battle would make. It is far too much of a stomp in the Hulk's favor to make an entertaining fight.
    No you.
     
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    Hulk is the strongest there is
     
  20. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    Even if Bane was somehow strong enough to put up a fight at first that would just make the Hulk angrier and stronger. So not gonna happen, clearly Hulk wins.