Who will be my valentine this year?

Choose wisely.

 

whats behind door number one???

 

Why not both, you could be ambidextrous.​

 

Left, cause there's more chance of you being right handed.

 

My right hand

 

Use "that one place".

Nah I kid. Just use your head to figure that out.

 

Which one?

*snort*

 

c'mon get creative
and before you ask, they're real

 

That's the kind of girl I'm gonna marry.

 

I'm gonna marry my mp3 player. She always whispers the nicest things into my ear, sometimes even when it's indecent to say in public.

 

let me be your valentine
;x

 

You guys completely ignored the post of this wonderful woman

Shame on you.

You better get to her before I do.

 

Both hands will reject you.