Who was your love interest in all 3 Mass Effect games

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  1. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Tell me KHV, who was the one you made Shepard want to spend the res of his/her life with? Who was the one who never saw a future with them because of a ****** ending? Did you cheat on him/her? If so did they forgive you? I'm going to tell you mine right now, Liara, yep Liara, ever since ME1 its stayed that way, nope, never cheated on her, even though I was close to cheating on her with Miranda before LotSB, but than I thought "nah", thanks to Bioware for adding a DLC that can continue my relationship with her, and thanks to Bioware to make a ****** ending(s) where she's probably going to be depressed for the rest of her life because I'm gone, thanks for trapping her on an deserted planet that her and the rest of the Normandy crew will most likely starve to death
    One last thing Bioware, even if this whole ending DLC will (hopefully) fix the **** of what you call an "ending" let me say this to you again for the one millionth time
    Fuck you
    Thanks for ruining one of my favorite games series of this generations, if not of all time.
    Oh and inb4 "TALI FTW"
     
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    his right hand.
     
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  4. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Not a bad choice, I was almost hypnotized by her amazing ass, it's impossible to resist, but the buck teeth made me step back, thankfully
     
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    Tali. I just felt such a different connection to her than the other ladies (whom I also like, notably Liara). She was strong and passionate, yet also had an undeniably cute side to her, like you wanted to cuddle with her, yet knew she could blow your head off with her shotgun while Chiktikka shocks your innards to goo.

    Liara's my other lady. Badass, yet also cute, with her space freckles. Awesome biotic powers and tons of wisdom for living so long.
     
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    Imperfections, dude. Imperfections.
     
  7. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Garrus is the only space husbando for me.
     
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    I like how it has to say "something big" at the perfect timing of the camera angle, its like Bioware did this on purpose
    This I was happy of
     
  9. C This silence is mine

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    I laughed so hard while reading this. Mass Effect fans are the biggest crybabies on the planet.
     
  10. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    If you think a series is ruined by ten minutes of cut scenes, you really need to take a step back.

    Everyone wanted some happy ending like they deserved it, like they were the ones making the game. But they don't and didn't.
    I'm not saying I like ending, but come on, the game was pure greatness if you're a fan of the series, and I won't let any ending ruin that for me.

    Why can't people wait till the DLC is released to ***** about the ending again? At least have a rest in the mean time.
     
  11. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    I like how the creator of this thread clearly has never spent any time with an actual girl, given his comments so far.