Who here...

cares that I just turned 18?

 

The US Government
Congratulations, your surprise party's in Iraq. For your present, we're going to start taxing you and isntead of a card, we're giving you a voter's registration form. And from now on, feel free to buy these damn nice cigarettes without restraint. Hell, we'll even raise the tobacco tax for you!​

 

... *Raises hand* ;___;

 

i do .3.

 

Yay, your legal for people to have sex with you over the age of 18 also!

 

What about under 18? <_>

 

That, my good friend, is called RAPE



and not the good kind, because there is no goodness in it.

 

It's only rape if they are under 16. It's also rape if they're OVER 16, but say no. In America, the legal age of consent is 16, and legal age of sex is 18.

 

This is the law.

 

Oh silly,



People lie all the time




:3

 

I care... D:
But bet you Omar doesn't even remember me.:lolface:

Congrats. You're legal to watch porn. Have at it.

 

Life is just a series of numbers and 8 digits in a line that flip faster as you go right, it's depressing and mundane and arbitrarily meaningless. It's a problem without a solution and too many variables to count and all the a's and b's and c's spell out "mystery". Is it exciting or humbling to know the mystery thickens with every year we live? It's a cry in the night from a child multiplied by the sum of our hopes and our dreams. And let's face it, it all equals you and who you were and who you will be. It's all a number. It's all a sign and a value, a concept in our heads that says "This is more than that", "I am more then you."

But you sir. You are a Capitalist. So it works. Happy birthday you American bastard.

 

Your GIF in your sig distracts me....

 

Because no one under the age of 18 can find porn on the internet. That'd just be crazy.

 

<3 favorite comment.

 

Yes...those are some very lovely balls. :3

But of course. However, now he's LEGAL to do so, you silly boy.

 

But it's so much dirtier when you do it underage. :lolface:

 

It's even dirtier if it's TO the underage​

 

The so called teen girls in the pornos don't look very tee--I mean...what?:lolface:

 

Because every "teen" girl in a porn has C or D sized breasts and knows various sexual positions. :lolface: