Screw your story, how about getting pulled by a jet ski on a raft and getting flung into the water at high speed, being left there for 5 minutes and suddenly remembering it's an alligator infested lake >:O
Screw that ****, how bout being on a Jet ski with two other people and having a guy tied to the back and riding in a tube and then you look back and he's flipped over and his legs are sticking out of the water in a river with aligators and ****. Yeah. What now.
I thought I was laughing like a mania- oh, this was after we fell off. Yeah, I hit the water so hard that it knocked the wind out of me for a few sec before I started breathing normally again. :D