Who Even Likes Kai Lang?

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  1. A Zebra Chaser

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    Mass Effect has always had a fairly realistic self contained mythos, but then ME3 comes along and we get a cyborg ninja. Seriously?
    I always found him to be one of the lowest notes of the pre-ending game
     
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    He was more of a space ninja then a cyborg ninja. Hell not even that, he was a space acrobat with sword. He really sucks at being a ninja. Not a very interesting character.
     
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    If I remember correctly he came from the novels, don't know why they thought it was a good idea bringing him back.
     
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    He's totally a cyborg ninja, he had cybernetic implants to give him super speed and stuff
     
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    Yeah implants. I still don't consider him a ninja. Because one, ninja's are assassins and he couldn't kill the right people.
     
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    Well he has a ninja sword, and he DOES assassinate people if you suck at the game
     
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    I have a samurai sword in my room, does that make me a samurai?

    Yeah he kills a total of two people. If you play right he kills one. One being not his targets. Said not target could end up kicking his ass. So I don't consider him a ninja.
     
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    So he's a terrible ninja
    he still is one :P
    or at least, wants to be
     
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    What they should have done was make him Gray Fox. Then he would have been cool.
     
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    Or Psycho Mantis just cus :P
     
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    SO I SEE YOU LIKE TO PLAY SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE.
     
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    I looked him up because of this thread and it says he was in Retribution and Deception, so you're right. But since I haven't played the series or read the books I don't know either.
     
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    The only thing I know about this character is he is voiced by Crispin Freeman so I pre-emptively love him

    Ok well I also know he gets stabbed by an omni-tool

    Also cyborg ninja is low-tier compared to some of the shit in the ME universe

    like...

    If Jack can punch a supermech to death this guy can cut whatever the hell he wants
     
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