White_Rook

Like I just happened to walk by a mirror and catch myself in it, and I thought: 'how ridiuclously good looking am I?'. Of course I thought back that I was absolutely ridiculously good looking. And then six hired assassins jump out and they're all like "because you are ridiculously good looking you must die". Now just to set the record straight 1) I don't tolerate threats and 2) saying I'm ridiculously good looking must never end with "you must die". So I took all six of their lives in the most violent way possible: forcing them to sit in front of Ally McBeal for 6 hours straight, while cutting off their eyelids, and beating them with their own severed arms. As they all lay gasping for the sweet release of death the strongest of the the six acknowledge my good looks before coughing up his own heart. I'm thinking of including this in my autobiography entitled "Awesome (And Ridiculously Good Looking): the White_Rook Story".

 

I do not like him.

 

:silence: ......

 

White Rook's fail level is of epic proportions.
So in other words, you suck.

 

My heart bleeds for people who think their badass enough to insult others over the internet. On another note I'm still ridiculously good looking.

 

I believe that you are good looking.

 

Shower party!

 

I'm not insulting you I'm just speechless.

 

It depends. If they insult people the same way in real life then they are badass.

 

Oh no not you. Don't feel any pressure. This was a jib at the removal of "one member topic" rule.

 

Internets: Serious business.

 

You can bring the Vanilla Ice!

 

*brings a waterproof boombox*

 

Ike Turner serious.


Oh Rubber duckies!

 

EWWWWWW!!!!! Not him :(

 

I do that >:3
Though it all depends on the person....hmmm, this would be the right time for a Xaldin joke, but I don't feel like it right now :\

I was thinking the exact same thing XD

 

Go ninja, Go ninja, GO!

 

The only good song he ever made.

 

That's just because it was in the TMNT movie.