>| Where the eff are my 67 siblings?!!?

I'll let you tie me up XD

 

If it's on a spit overlooking a grand fire covered in barbecue sauce, then you've got yourself a deal. Cannibalism in underrated. ^_^

 

you threw away the straight jacket remember?

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*takes monkey*

 

....O_o...that's a risk worth taking!

*shoots Shades in the leg* I be Cap'n Storm,and non shall e'er beat me!

 

No beatings? Deal's off.

 

Honey I'll cover every inch of your body in Honey and lick it off myself...with a few beating thrown here and there >.>

 

You've such a dirty mind, what made you think that I'd like that?

 

I dont like it when they're willing :P...HA!im fighting pervertness with pervertness!

 

That's so cute, you think you can keep up with me. ^.^

 

I know I can,and im not backing down!

 

*rams East India Trading Company down Captain Storm's throat*

Take that Army

*whisks Trogdor away to Tortuga*

 

Drugs, sex and piracy. I'm on board. If you know what I mean. <3

 

lol change the subject,good strategy :P

*bombards Tortuga with Pirate Lords*

 

*tears in happiness* it's like they are my offspring.

 

I audition. I R huggably soft while at the same time a total ****** who will rob you in your sleep.

 

Shades and Storm you two are bickering like an old married couple.

 

....Feeding time mommy!*clings to her chest*

 

I lovez you already... but still prove your worthyness, princess.

Don't think so. *shoves bottle in mouth*

 

or dueling pirates locked in battle for all eternity or till trumpets sound?

 

*is force fed**squirms madly until he submits*

..Or you could just surrender?