I'm not sure who I stand with. On one hand Pat is right in that she has to eat the sandwich like a normal person, on the other he has no right to judge who is "normal". Spoiler At least his disdain isn't as irrational as his disdain for Superman.
ham, cheese, mustard (dijon if its that kind of day), letuce (if youre not too lazy to get it), on wheat. there is no debate here.
I vote Pat cause he hates Superman (like I) and because he is a fan of Persona (me too). But mustard is the best.