When you're in so much pain

That you're unable to move.

The woes of being a woman.

 

I felt this same way yesterday
At school

I feel your pain ;~;

 

So only women can be in that much pain? I didn't know men were incapable of feeling such pain

 

I hear ya, dude. Although it may not be as bad, I suspect that I may have a broken toe, but I'm deathly afraid of having doctors touch my feet. I'm going to be stuck limping and saying that I just have a really bad bruise on my foot for the next week.[DOUBLEPOST=1381520759][/DOUBLEPOST]

You haven't taken Human Physiology or Sex Ed, have you?

 

Nope, never had to take those classes in High School (thank goodness), and I don't believe I'll have to in College either.

But you know, she did just say "unable to move", which does mean that anyone can experience that kind of pain

 

For the love of god go take a goddamn human physiology class.

Unless you'd like to me to explain it here, in front of the entire KHV?

 

YOU SEE VIVID GREEN, THESE YOUNG LADIES ARE ON THAT TIME OF THE MONTH

WE HAVE TO BE NICE TO THEM OKAY

AND IF YOU DIDNT REALIZE WHAT I MEAN, YOU SHOULD REALLY TAKE SEX ED

 

Yes, but not quite as regularly as what Fearly is talking about.

Oh, just leave the boy be. He'll figure it out in due time.

 

Clearly not the week to add you on Skype, eh? =P

Aha... Has your uterus expelled entire parts of itself through a very narrow hole in clumps with lots of blood? No? Okay then.

 

The worst part about this picture is that I really want an omelette right now.

 

I got a paper-cut today.

shit hurts, man.

 

Sometimes this weird pink foam comes out of my urethra instead of pee. Does that count?[DOUBLEPOST=1381523741][/DOUBLEPOST]

I thought the worst part was that it was horribly inaccurate. Women are born with all the eggs they'll ever need in their ovaries (I think it's 300 each). They're not made later in life like sperm are.

 

Well, it's inaccurate in that sense, yes. But it's correct in the matter that the entire production is basically just your uterus throwing a b*tch fit because you're not pregnant.

 

Note to Self: Avoid growing a uterus at all costs.

 

That's a very wise way to live.

0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND THE UTERUS

 

I hear the magical powers of contraceptives are capable of soothing your pain and rage.

 

When KHV teaches sexual education...

 

SECONDED.

Not all of us are available to get them. Not to mention the fact that i don't need them for their main purpose.

 

Yes, but remember that contraception is a Sin against the Lord Almighty and using it will get you sent to the worst part of Hell, the same place where Hitlers, pedophiles, and people who misuse the word "literally" go. PRAISE THE LORD, FOR HE IS THE DIVINE ONE WHO WILL BRING US SALVATION. DEATH TO ALL HERETICS. CONDEMN THOSE WHO PLAY VIDEO GAMES SUCH AS "KINGDOM OF HEARTS," AND "POKEYMAN," FOR THEY ARE THE DEVIL'S WORK AND REPRESENT THE JAPANESE DEMONS WHO WILL OVERRUN OUR FINE COUNTRY. USA! USA! USA!