when trying to determine the best movie

ask yourself:

"does this movie have apes on horseback dual-wielding machine guns?"

if the answer is no, move along.

 

just love yourself and watch pacific rim. don't ask any questions just ****ing watch pacific rim

 

But then you have to ask yourself, are there wizards? Three headed dogs? Magic that can fix virtually everything?

If not, put it back on the shelf.

 

Psst your film lacks a T-rex.

 

dinosaurs are not cool

 

Go read a book.

 

you read a book

 

And dragons.

 

but dragons arent cool either
not unless they're on ygo cards or are pokemon that dont look like dragons

 

Sorry, but you must have missed the memo called Harry Potter & the goblet of fire, Eragon, The Hobbit, How to train your Dragon!!!! (Hint hint), Dragonheart, DBZ, Reign of Fire, and others with Dragons in them

 

If the dog lives, then you can determine whether or not it's the best.

 

HERESY!!!

Missing Game of Thrones.

 

Y'know the point was to counter his claim that movies with dragons are bad right? Not support it?

 

wat

 

SPOILER

 

??

 

...I think you and I have different ideas on what is cool. And I respect that.

 

I think those movies are good, sue me