When Roxas asks some REALLY weird questions...

This is a fun-fic for me...It's not even in a fanfic format. xD You'll see what I mean. Oh and I am giving you a warning for weirdness. >_><_<
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Roxas was born without any memories of his past. So….he would probably have a good chance to ask about weird things.
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QUESTION #1: (rated T)
Roxas: Where do babies come from?

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Xemnas: Don’t bother me during my “Adoring Kingdom Hearts” time

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Axel: Well…um…it has to do with a woman and a man.

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Lexaeus: … (walks away)

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Vexen: It is a long process from people to produce an offspring. First there is an attraction between a male and a female…

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Demyx: A stork!

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Xigbar: Dude? I don’t even want to touch that subject.

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Larxene: (hits Demyx) They don’t come from storks, idiot!

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Demyx: They don’t?

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Zexion: That is a very trivial question, but I can show you an illusion of it.

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Axel: (covers Roxas’s eyes) Don’t poison his mind, Zex.

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Demyx: If storks don’t make babies, then who? If no one else does…It’ll be the end of the world!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! (runs in circles)

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Vexen: …Then the two commence a process called “Intercourse.” It is normally taken place on a bed…

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Luxord: Not now, I’m playing online poker.

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Marluxia: I know how flowers reproduce, but not humans.

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Demyx: (still running in circles) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Larxene: Someone shut him up. (referring to Demyx)

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Venxen: The male then injects these “sperms” in to the woman’s v-

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Axel: OK! That’s enough Vexen.

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Vexen: I am merely telling him knowledge.

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Larxene: (zaps Demyx)

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Axel: I suggest you don’t ask that question anymore. Got it memorized?

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Roxas: Uh…ok.

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Next question! xD This question has been bothering people ever since the beginning of time…

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QUESTION #2:
Roxas: Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

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Axel: The egg, I think…

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Demyx: The egg! But wait…chickens make eggs, but eggs hatch into chickens….

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Xemnas: The chicken is more superior to the egg.

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Zexion: I’ve seen this question in many books before. There can’t be an absolute answer.

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Vexen: This question intrigues me. I must conduct experiments! (runs off)

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Demyx: But the egg hatches a chicken, but chickens make eggs, but eggs hatch chickens.

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Axel: Demyx is going to hurt himself.

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Larxene: I bet my lunch that he’s going to start running circles!

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Luxord: I accept that bet!

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Demyx: (goes in to fetal position in a corner)

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Luxord: Hand over your lunch, #12.

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Larxene: Dammit…(hands it over)

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Zexion: Get out of my emo corner, Demyx.

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Roxas: Uh…I’m going somewhere else to ask now.

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Saix: I would say the chicken because it has a heart.

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Xaldin: Don’t talk to me about chickens.

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Roxas: Why?

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Axel: He had a bad experience with chickens. One of them picked and pulled on one of his dreadlocks.

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Xaldin: That chicken was evil!!!
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I'm surprised you have even read down to here. xD Oh well, do you have any questions you want Roxas to ask? ;D

Question #3: What is the meaning of life?
Question #4: Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

hehe that was funny, make some more.

Sorry, I can't help you with making up any more questions...I'm not funny at all and my mind is blank as of now...


FIRST POST PWN

 

I always wondered.which is better,Sugar or Caffeine?(I can seriously imagine the answers.)

 

that was hilarious. I' ve got one: what is an emo

 

oh those were really good, i would like to see more. :D

 

Drink Coca Cola. It has both:D
HIlarious:D

 

Too freakin hilarious!!!! I cannot wait for the next part!!!! You rival Foxxie's stuff, and she's really, really, REALLY funny.

Mmm....How to screw with the Organization's heads....How bout....

1) Why does Larxene always sneak into Marluxia's room after dark? (I've seen way too many comics on that particular situation. ^^)

2) Why is Saix's hair blue? I mean, the dang stuff looks like cotton candy. (One way to get Saix extremely ticked: make fun of his hair.)

3) Why is the sky blue? (the one question my nephew won't shut-up about)

4) Is Vexen really that smart? (stupid me. ^^)

If you don't use them, I will!!! I could really screw with the Organization with these things....

 

XD Hilarious! :D

Some questions:

1) Why does Saix go Beserk?

2) What is the meaning of life? (XD)

3) What is puberty? (XDXDXD)

4) What is fun? *imagines everyone siginf the 'FUN' song from Spongebob*

5) Does Santa Claus exist?

Well, thats it that i can think of :) Hope to read more in the future!

 

Eggs came first

Now that that's out of the way

Q: How does Sora keep his hair like that?

Q2: What is the dictionary definition of emo?

Q3: Why do fangurls want to kill me and wear my skin?

Q4: How are gays like unicorns?

Q5: Why do people waste their lives on forums discussing our personal lives?

Oh yeah
Ultimate Question-
What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?

 

REALLY FUNNY! make more please!

 

Wow! I got a lot of new questions. Thanks you guys! I just wrote this part down today.

Roxas: What is the meaning of life?

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Vexen: Talk to me later. Let me think about it.

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Xigbar: To hang around, dude.

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Larxene: Well…to pick on Demyx, of course. (evil smile)

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Demyx: Wha-?

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Saix: To regain our hearts.

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Axel: Hm…well I have been thinking. If we get our hearts…then what do we do?

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Saix: (about to go berserk) DO NOT QUESTION OUR GOAL!!!

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Axel: uh…ok (zips away)

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Vexen; I’m not done calculating the answer! Ask me later.

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Demyx: Run, Run away!

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Larxene: Get back here, Mullet boy. (sends lightning bolts at Demyx)

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Xaldin: Destroy all chickens!

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Xemnas: Kingdom hearts….

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Luxord: Gambling, of course.

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Marluxia: To make the world a better place. Where there will be peace!

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Zexion: Leave me alone in my emo corner.

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Demyx: (is fried)

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Xemnas: …Kingdom Hearts….

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Vexen: Ask about it later!

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Marluxia: Help me protect all of God’s creatures!

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Xemnas: KINGDOM HEARTS!!!!

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Vexen: Yes! I have done it. The answer is found! After so long!

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Xigbar: You’ve been thinking about it for only half an hour, dude.

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Vexen:….After intense thinking, after failing experiments, I discovered the meaning!

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Axel: Just say it already!

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Vexen: The answer is……………42!

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Roxas: O_O;
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If you know where 42 came from, you win nothing! =D

 

XD

42!!!!! Of course!!!!

Awesome job!

 

Now all they have to do is hitchhike on gummi ships! Thanks for that(My idea got used) *does the my idea got used dance and trips on Indiana Jones' whip*

Why yes I do have a dance for any situation.

 

Yay hitchhiker' guide!

My question is simply "why?"

 

I HAVE ONE!

"Why does Xigbar have an Eyepatch?"

or.. two...

"Why does Vexen like to act smart?"
(Note that it says, "Like to act smart)

REALLY funny, keep up the good work!

 

Yeah, I know he's not emo, but it's fun to make him emo. xD

 

I love this! but I was eating and when I got to Zexion about showing him an illusion of how babies are made I just coughed out my food and was like OH MY F****** GOD! But really good story

some questions:

What is it that Vexen was talking about earlyer about this "intercourse"?

I would be laughing so hard if you used that or if someone asked that

 

Yay for 42!

My question is "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" Ha-ha!

 

Here's one:
Does Turkey have less fat than Chicken?

Stupid... I know