When life gives you ____________________.

When life gives you a law, break it.














EVEN if its the law of gravity.

 

Insane FREAKING AWESOME minds think alike.
And who wouldn't want a sh*t-chucking monkey?


When life gives you the opportunity, start a riot.

 

When god gives you 4chan, you become a full believer

 

When life gives you lemons, you make lemon juice, because you don't have any water and sugar.

 

When life gives you a thread like this, you use items to present a usually implausible scenario either involving the item in a literal or metaphorical way.

 

When life hands you a grenade, you do NOT question why!

 

When life gives you a wooden horse, BURN THE THING!

 

When life gives you two girls and a cup, watch it.

 

When life gives you spam, get a spam filter that blocks life.

 

When life gives you a Pikachu, store it in you PC and join the boy scouts to get badges.

 

Wjan kive gvez u sbel ckek yooz it

 

When life hands you a cookie, and you're in a daycare center, Run Like Hell!!!