When life gives you ____________________.

When life gives you lemons you make pinapple juice :P

And so on...

 

WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD! a

 

When life gives you lemon keep eating salted pistachios...

 

When life gives someone else lemons you say

 

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in orphan's eyes. :'D

 

When life gives you **** get a monkey to throw it at people.

 

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then you find someone who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party.

 

Why is everyone saying lemons? There's no 'lemons' in the title!

When life gives you chocolate-flavor sand, do you eat it?

 

When life gives you death you kick him in the nuts n' run.

 

When life gives you limes laugh at your colorblind god.

 

When life gives you watermelons, give it to Spike. Otherwise he'll cut your nose out with a carpenter's knife for holding out >:|

 

When life gives you apples, APPLETINIS ON DAH HOUSE, BITCHES! 8D

 

I think your the only one who understood the thread.

 

DAMMlT THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

 

When life gives you a pokeball, chuck it at a nidoking in the Safari Zone. Hilarity ensures.

 

i know im changing it a little


when god gives you lemons find a new god!

 

When life hands you over to the army due to a draft, you purposly fail basic training by not signaling your buddy in the bunker before chucking a grenade.

 

When blank gives you blank, blank...

 

When life gives you a giant line, cross it.

 

Cross it good...