When I become president

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by 61, Apr 27, 2013.

  1. 61 No. B

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    I'm going to pass an executive order that requires all blu-rays to have a slipcover and be packaged with a dvd and digital copy. Nothing saddens me more than a flimsy, naked blu-ray.

    No blu-ray sold retail or otherwise will be permitted to be naked and flimsy. We will re-issue any blu-rays that were not sold with a slipcover and a dvd and digital copy, we will provide slipcovers for all blu-rays, and we will provide replacements for any that become damaged. The same goes for the dvd and digital copy insert that comes packaged with blu-rays.

    My administration wants you to feel like you got your moneys worth out of your purchase, we want you to be proud of your blu-ray collection, not sad because some have slipcovers and dvd's and digital copies and some don't.


    LONG LIVE CAPITALISM! LONG LIVE AMERICA![​IMG]
     
  2. Airi Ban King's Apprentice

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    These are the kind of priorities America needs
     
  3. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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  4. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Am I doing it right.
     
  5. 61 No. B

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    you better watch your back, commy. Good ol' USA's got a nuke with your name on it.
     
  6. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Whilst you're etching in their names, they'll have already sent their missiles against you.
    Come on, mate, priorities!
     
  7. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Nukes are impractical. You are going to be a terrible president.
     
  8. 61 No. B

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    nothing's impractical when it comes to giving the world freedom.
     
  9. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Freedom means nothing when you live free in a radioactive pile of rubble. -_-
     
  10. 61 No. B

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    that's the price you pay for wondrous freedom. don't worry, we'll build a Starbucks where the people relocate to make up for it.
     
  11. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Starbucks is overrated. Even more overrated if people are dying from radiation poisoned coffee.

    By the way, how do you take your coffee?
     
  12. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Don't leave us with the disappointment of broken promises