What's the funniest thing that happened to you most recently?

I don't know if anything funny ever happens to me. I guess you could say it's "funny" since today everytime I kept talking to my brother I kept saying tis instead of it's. It's more interesting than funny, but I guess you can't be too picky with these kinds of things

 

Most recently . . . my friend went to dribble the basketball and I happened to stick my foot out at the perfect moment . . . he didn't get off the ground for like five minutes . . . more cruel than funny but to me it was hysterical.

Spoiler

 

At my last improv class, my partner and I were doing a scene situated in the food court (the task was to name each other during the scene, which ended up being completely irrelevant in our case).

Me: *looking at my 'food' suspiciously* Do these fries look odd to you?
Him: I dunno, did you get them from McDonalds?
Me: Naw, got them from Subway... *beat, I realize what I said* I didn't even know Subway had fries! Especially bright orange ones...
Him: D'you think they're made from sweet potatoes?
Me: Maybe... *tries one, expression turns to total bliss* Ohmigawd, this is the greatest thing I've eaten in my entire life!
Him: *incredulously* Really?
Me: Do you know what this means Andrew? *excited whisper* I have an entire new vegetable to explore!
Him: *equally excited whisper* Jules, maybe we can explore vegetables together!
Me: *completely cracks up*

Fortunately our teacher called 'scene' right then.
... It kinda loses something in writing...

 

Well i tried out for a voice acting thing about 5 minutes ago and got the role of a pimp XD

 

To me, it wasn't funny at all because it was a nightmare, but . . .

The night before last, I had a dream that a bee was chasing me, it had a Jamaican design on its outer shell, it was wearing one of those hats and it had dreadlocks , and right before it was about to sting me, I woke up.

>_>

 

Dreadlocks are creepy, I don't blame you.

But...The funniest thing that recently happened to me, it's pretty lame, but it was just one of those lolwat moment.

Being from the state of Georgia, we obviously have a few chickens, six. Our two adults recently had chicks, and my mom and I were watching the chicks just derp around and I'm like,
"I wonder what gender they are...", and my mother goes,
"You know you can choose the gender."
"...Erm...No...? You can't do that..."
"Yeah you can! If you ween the baby from their mama at a young age, they become boys, if not, they're female!"
"...N-...Where did you hear this?"
"Google"
"...Erm...N-...No...Just...No...The only thing I know that can change its gender is the clam/oyster..."

I really don't understand where I get my smarts come from D:

 

That Bee sounds familiar.



This was Even Funny To me.

It was graduation day, we rented out Hometown Buffet's special room in the back but, it would also have other people in there if anyone wanted to use it. So me and my family are just getting there and I have to say hi to everyone. You probably know where this is going. And I see some people in the middle, just sitting there with their food looking at us; me being the always bright,nervous young girl go up to them and say hi thinking they're in the family.
"HI! Thanks for coming! Nice To See You!"
They tell me congratulations and what school I just graduated.
Later I learn when they leave they were a separate 'party' who were just there; everyone busted up laughing.
It might be funnier if anyone was there.

How 'Bout the time me and my friend ere pushing one another around my house and I pushed him LIGHTLY and he went head first into the hallway wall? That one always cracks me up XD