What's that? Another choices thread?

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  1. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Wishes can prevent that.

    Wishes lead to loopholes for most anything.
     
  2. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

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    A pokeball with a Bidof *Shot* lol jk ill take my favorite and most used, a rayquza.
     
  3. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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  4. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    They were tricked by WIZARDS and other magical beings
    wizards don't exist dummy, that wand is the only magical thing that exist and you have possession of it
    Considering the existence of the elder wand has been kept from modern society for generations and only known to other wizards which in this example don't exist.
    Nah I'd say you'd have to be a ****** to draw people's attention to that point.


    No they can't
    Jirachi isn't omnipotent. He was created and can be destroyed just as easily.
    Keep in mind we're talking about CANON pokemon and not ANIME pokemon.
     
  5. Ŧiмє Яǽрεѓ King's Apprentice

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    The guy who killed the first owner of the Elder Wand did it while the guy was sleeping. It doesn't say how in the book, but in the movie he uses a knife - a muggle weapon.

    Muggles are just as smart as wizards- hell, a lot of them are probably smarter. So, if one was clever and sneaky enough, it is entirely possible for a muggle to kill a wizard, even one with the Elder Wand.

    And failing intelligence or subterfuge, I'd like to see how well 'Protego' would stand up to a rocket launcher.
     
  6. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Fair enough.
     
  7. The Fuk? Dead

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    Just because I'd have the Elder Wand, doesn't mean I'd also have the rest of the Harry Potter universe as well. You're talking about taking fictional things and putting them into a non-fictional world. You can't go by what happened in the books. It would be pretty hard to hide the existence of a magical wand in our society. The only way I could is if I only used it in my house, and then there wouldn't be much use for it. I would base the rest of my life off of how different things would be if I had my wand with me in places that I couldn't use it. I couldn't use it any where but my house. If the government found out I had it, they would try and take it from me, and one guy, even with a powerful wand can't fight off the entire army, marines, navy and air force.
     
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    Portal gun. Two walls really close together. Portal on one of them, portal on a wall next to them, then put the other portal inside. Instant awesome hiding spot.
     
  9. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Dragonite.

    I will commission a rap remix of "Puff the Magic Dragon," get a big loud boombox, and fly around blastin' that shit all day long.

    Swag.
     
  10. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    I'm going to go with the Elder Wand. Within the limits of the Harry Potter universe?

    Hell yeah.
     
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    Not universe, just the books and movies. Isn't there an expanded universe for Harry Potter yet?
     
  12. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Read my first post
    You have access to ALL the spells in the Harry Potter books and movies
    Spells that can alter appearences
    spells that can alter memories
    spells that destroy
    are you HONESTLY telling me that using all those spells at your disposal you can't figure out a way to not get caught by people?

    Also
    This isn't a comic book.
    Do you honestly think that people will ever believe in magic? Even if it's right in front of them? People automatically try to find the most logical explanation for anything that may seem "odd" hence the reason why when you hear noise in your house your first instinct is "Who is it? Nobodies home so it must be the house settling in" and that's the end of that. Nobody ever comes to the conclusion "can't explain it, must have been magic".
     
  13. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I would choose the Elder Wand, without a doubt. It combines the powers of most of the others in one.
     
  14. The Fuk? Dead

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    Nobody except for religious people.
     
  15. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    What religion is that?
    All religions except for Scientology have theological explanations for almost all supernatural occurrences.
    The only things that are literally "because God willed it" are miracles in Christian religion and even then miracles are explained as only possible when the people in the area believe in the miracle (hence the reason why Jesus couldn't perform miracles in his hometown of Nazareth)
     
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    Does "Can't explain it, I really hope it's magic" count?
     
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    Portal Gun.

    Excuse me while I shoot a hole in the wall, drive to the beach, and shoot another portal into the ocean floor.


    Dreams = True
     
  18. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    ... Have you studied Christianity at all? Ever heard of witch hunts?

    I am having trouble believing you have not read about them, at the very least.
     
  19. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    What do the witch hunts have anything to do with what I said?
    I said that most everything in Christianity has a theological explanation
    Witchcraft, sorcery, demonology and all that all stem from the desire to be like God which came from Adam and Eve and the temptation to do evil which comes from Satan.
    The so called "witches" were displaying actions the Puritans had defined as sinful. It was never "If you see someone shoot a lazer out their eyes then they are a witch" but rather "If you see someone doing actions 1 through 5 then they are a witch"

    tl;dr: People are rationale beings for the most part
    Back then the rationale explanation for those actions was the work of a witch
    Nowadays to accuse someone of being a witch or a wizard labels you as an idiot or insane no matter how right you may or may not be.

    If you wanna bicker about this then PM me and don't **** up my thread with pointless banter
     
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    ...that plan doesn't seem entirely sound.

    Gimme a Pokéball with Dialga in it. I'm going to break time.