What would you use to kill a person?

This was a joke, you guys. D: Sorry for freaking you out.

God, you guys. You should know better that I wouldn't do what I said I would. And go forbid you should be ashamed of yourselves for believing it.

I'm speaking the truth. :/

 

Depends XD

 

Axe...

nice and bloody.. erm i mean *cough*

Id never kill anyone... ooh hope nobody takes this seriously...

 

Lawl, someone understand sarcasm, finally. xD

Um, let's say you are in the middle of a gunfight, but you have no gun. How's that?
Oh, and you are in a warehouse, just to help image the weaponry around.

Haha, I doubt anyone would. xD

Sometimes, we need to let these things out.

 

In that case I'd use a shoe or a box XD

and finally someone can tell i'm being sarcastic (most of the time XD)

 

I would use, my 'wonderful' singing voice! At least everyone faints!

 

Oh jeez. Someone believed you? XDDD

 

Does turning them to stone count? If so, then I would go with having to use YOUR FACE!



(sicko)

 

I'd use...

MAH DETH NOWT!

 

i would bite them and claw them hehehehe!!!
and i would most likely afterwards apoligise for my behaviour...

 

Hands --_-- Or...a Keyblade

 

A Death Note.

 

I'd use a chainsaw, but thats for capturing Raccoon transformers.

 

Explosions. Blood and Guts everywhere is the best way of killing someone.

TDI reference?

 

HSM music. No sane person can stand it. And I have both CD's at my disposal.>:D

 

like this :guns:

dump the body in the ocean, or burn it in the furnace

 

Noooo way. Come on, where're you getting this? Psh. TDI. What is TDI? Can it really be classified as a noun?

TDI. Yeah right.​

 

We all know what you are talking about.