What would you do if you met Tetsuya Nomura?

So let us presume that you are simply strolling through a generic zipper and belt factory in the backwaters of Tohoku and oh my goodness, you coincidentally meet none other than Mr. Tetsuya Nomura.

Do post whatever you may conduct on his being, and thereafter the poster below must top such factors aforementioned in the post - and it continues onwards and onwards.

Comprehend? Understand? Excellent.

Ready, set, begin.

 

Stab him multiple times with my keys.

 

TETSUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

 

Immediately engage him in a ninja lightsaber battle.

 

-see's the maker of Kh and FF series, gets on knee's , mouth wide open , eyes wide open in disbelief - Oh mah gawd....

 

I'd ask what type of dirty mangas he reads.

 

I would tell him that I am his biggest fan, then proceed to kidnap him and place him in a large glass display case within my dwelling.

 

Say hi, maybe ask him how he's doing.

 

ask him for a job at square...even if its cleaning duty !

 

First thing is wish that I knew japanese... ._."

 

I thought he was bilingual?

 

well whatever language he speaks....i'll get an interpreter then ask for a job !

 

Bilingual means two languages. I thought he was bilingual with Japanese and English.

 

I would spazz,ask him for his autograph and then ask for an internship at Square 'til I'm old enough to actually work there :=D: (Working for Square is my life's dream)

 

Ask him to quit and call Amano.

 

Ask him when he will actually release a good KH game again.

 

I'd probably stroll past not thinking as I don't know what he looks like.

Or I'd hug him and say YOU ARE EPIC FOR THINKING UP KINGDOM HEARTS YAY!!! In an over dramatic hyper tone.

 

You call yourself a Kingdom Hearts fan and you haven't brutally stalked Tetsuya Nomura yet?
Daughter. I am disappoint.

 

Nah, I stalk you instead.

 

I'd ask him why Mr. Pumpkin stole my question, I would then preceed to shine a flashlight into his eyes and go "Is this Kingdom Hearts?"