What would you be willing to trade for the flying car?

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  1. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    Say some German scientist comes up to you and says, "I have invented the flying car. I'll give it to you on one condition."
     
  2. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    I wouldn't trust him.
    For all you know it's a car in a catapult and then you're screwed. 8D
     
  3. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Fuck cars, I want a van.
     
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    Fuck vans, I want a moped.
     
  5. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    I'll give him sex. Lots. Of sex.
     
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    What's the condition?
     
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    A flying van and truck.
     
  8. Hissora ahurhurhur.

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    You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist who yells "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" what do you do?

    1 "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
    2 "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
    3 Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning on blowing up the vault.
    4 Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.
     
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    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE! a

    He's not going to tell you.
     
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    Then it's no deal.
     
  11. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    THE GUY IS OFFERING YOU THE FLYING CAR! :l
     
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    A flying Hummer
     
  13. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    why have a flying car,when you could have a flying charizard.
     
  14. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    You can't beat this logic!
     
  15. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    exactly.........
     
  16. Rainbow~Monkey Gummi Ship Junkie

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    you guys make me cry

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  17. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  18. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    Made that.
     
  19. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    i did >:c LIAR

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  20. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    Um...lol. I'm the artist.