What would the Organization Members say if...(major spoilers~)

What would the Organization Members say about their deaths?

Like, if they had an excuse as to why they died or something.

Examples:

Zexion: I...couldn't see...>_>

Larxene: They cheated. Plain and simple.

 

Vexen: I should have killed axel sooner.
xigbar: why didn't i just stand up there and shoot him?
axel:Said to much, probably shouldve put a "got it memorized" in there.
Xaldin:if i knew i was going to die now i would have said more during the cutscenes.
Marluxia:do i really sound like a whale
Demyx: is that really what my hair looks like from the back?

 

Xemnas: I should of ranted less...
Luxord: I was distracted by children's card games.
Lexaeus: ...

 

lol ummm
vexen: "i got frozowned =["
larxene: "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HIT GIRLS!!"
xigbar: "uh..uh....pickles flew in my face"

i guess this is what u think of when ur super bored -.- ^^

 

LMAO! I could see one of them say "Oh, my controller went bad and now I'm dead. Cheater -.-" lol

 

haha yeah i could too ^^

 

We all know for a fact that Xigbar would make a huge joke out of it. XD

 

lol yeah he definately would
he was the organization member that made me laugh the most lol

 

Xemnas: Why didn't I just use the force?

Xigbar: Damn gravity, why did you have to fail me at that precice moment, dude?

Xaldin: I knew I shouldn't have had that solo curry night

Vexen: It's all Number 11's fault. Honestly. Nothing to do with my crappy shield bashing skills.

Lexeaus: .....ouch.

Zexion: I sit my wrists too many times

Saix: Boys and girls, steoids are very bad for you. Stay away from them!

Axel: Ouch, brain freeze!

Demyx: What?! My sitar cost a lot of Munny (admittedly from Luxord, but still!)

Luxord: If only I hadn't gambled all my Munny away, I could have got some proper weapons

Marluxia: I hated my pedophillia(?). How was I to know he carried something dangerous

Larxene: Note to self: Too much spinning makes me dizzy

Roxas: Note to self: Speed and flashy effects don't equal power

 

Xemnas: I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

Xigbar: Dude...I should've had another gun...

Xaldin: ...it's that d@mn mouse's fault. (Come on, guys, almost all of us used Mickey with Xaldin)

Vexen: ...seventy years, and I never got a date...

Lexaeus: ...oh...

Saix: *calm, cool, collected Saix*Well, I certainly wasn't expecting that. *Saix after seeing the moon* WHAT THE F***ING H*LL?! I'LL KILL YOU KIDS!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Axel: *smug* I got my heart back. Nomura-sama said so.

Demyx: ...I should have told him he lost The Game... (That'll only make sense to people who know what The Game is. And, by the way, you all just lost The Game)

Luxord: Xigbar never gave me the 200 munny he owes me from poker!!

 

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Xemnas: Darth Vader said he wanted his lightsabers back XD
Saix: Took and overdose of sterioids
Axel: Cuz I was hot. Got it Memorized?
Demyx: I needed to use the restroom at that time
Zexion: I was supposed to kill myself
Xigbar: My gun jammed up

 

Demyx: How many times did I tell them????? they were sending the wrong guy!!!

 

Xenmas: "What exactly WAS I wearing?"
Xigbar: "Uh...I guess I kinda shot myself in the foot there..."
Xaldin: "Winds of fortune? Bull."
Vexen: "Cursed global warming..."
Lexaeus: "....................."
Zexion: "."
Saix: "Must've been a new moon..."
Axel: "Damn, that was sappy. The heck was I on?"
Demyx: "I SAID YOU SENT THE WRONG GUY!!!!!"
Luxord: "Those were Xigbar's cards, not mine."
Marluxia: "Why didn't I get flowers? I'm dead! Dead people get flowers thrown on them!"
Larxene: "Um....time of the month?"
Roxas: "But...but...swirly hair's +5 charisma!"

*shrugs* Not quite as funny as some of the others here, but eh.

 

Larxene: They cheated! Brats can't win!
Marluxia: No! I should've won!
Luxord: That traitor.
Demyx: Holy Cow!
Axel: Hahaha.
Saix: why? Why can't I have a heart?
Zexion: I was scared out of my mind.
Lexaeus: Darn, Zexion didn't win.
Vexen: Traitorous hot headed...
Xaldin: GRRR!
Xigbar: Ha! I think I finished that quite nicely.
Xemnas: But...I had a heart...

 

It would be ****.

 

Xigbar: i was out of ammo.
Axel: it was raining.
Vexen: it's was to warm i was melting.
Demyx: my guitar broke.
Saix: it was cloudy i couldn't see the moon.

don't know anything more at the moment.

 

Axel: That wasn't supposed to happen! D: