What Would Happen If Organization XIII Found Sora Asleep

Demyx stuck his tongue out at Luxord, then turned back to Saix. "And what are we going to do with Sora's friends?" His eyes sparkled. "Can I play with them?" Somehow, Demyx managed to make a seemingly innocent statement sound menacing, all while keeping his face open and clear.

 

Saix shook his head.
"We must keep them alive, or else we won't know what they are up to," he said. Then, glaring at Demyx, he added, "And I don't want to see what you mean when you say 'play with them'."
OOC: I don't mean anything disgusting in the last sentence.

 

OOC: Neither do I, don't worry... ^_^

Demyx tilted his head to the side, thinking. "Sooo... we captured Riku... we have Sora..." He scratched his head. "Can we pit one Keyblade wielder against another?" A grin crossed his face. "That could be fun."

 

OOC: Pit? What does that mean.
BIC:
Saix just smirked and teleported elsewhere.
OOC:
Sorry, I'm book smart, not street smart.

 

OOC: "pit"- to set against... that's what I get for being an author, I use funny words; don't worry, you'll get used to it ^_^

"Wah!" Demyx squeaked as he found himself addressing the empty air. "Dammit, I hate it when that happens!" He made a guess and teleported to the containment area where Riku was being held. "Saix?"

 

"What?" Saix asked, suddenly cross. He had been standing in the containment area, watching Riku's unconsious form. "Number Nine, go and try feeding Sora." He dropped Sora's sleeping form on top of Demyx.
OOC: Sorry, I just had to throw in Sora.

 

"Meep!" Demyx ducked backward, allowing the boy's limp form to flop to the ground in front of him. "Why me?" he whined, prodding Sora with his foot. He pulled yet another cookie out of that still-mysterious pocket and broke off a small piece, waving it over Sora's nose.

"Wanna cookie?" he asked in his best little-kid voice. "Wanna cookie? NO COOKIE FOR YOU!!" He popped the piece of cookie into his mouth and grinned, exceedingly proud of himself.

 

OOC: The person playing Sora doesn't seem to be here anymore, so I'll play Sora for about two seconds to liven everything up.
Sora rolled over and grabbed Demyx's foot. Hugging it, he muttered, "Mommy..."

 

Demyx screamed in terror and leapt away, trembling. "Demon!" he screamed. "Evil human child!" He whipped out almost a half-dozen chocolate chip cookies and started throwing them. "Arrgggh!!"

Almost instantly he calmed and blinked. "What?"

 

OOC: ROFL! That was hilarious!

Luxord had followed Demyx curious to what Saix would say, but found himself chuckling at Demyx's actions. "Seems the boy has taken to you even in a coma. How about you go play house with him and you can be the 'Mommy'."

 

Demyx stuck his tongue out yet angain at Luxord, then grinned. "And what do you know about playing 'House', Luxord? Have you played this game often?"

 

"No, but I've seen you play it with those stuffed animals of yours." Luxord commented menacingly(Spell?).

OOC: XDDD I'm so mean XP

 

OOC: Ooh, burn! :p

Demyx looked taken aback by this, the tilted his head. "Why do watch me in my room?" He took a step back, a slightly horrified expression crossing his face. "Just so you know, I'm not gay... but I have nothing against people who are!" he added quickly.

 

OOC: You play Demyx very well! Every post makes me laugh. XD

"I'm not gay you idiot! You're just so absent minded to leave you door open all the time, I can hear you all the way at the end of the hall! It's quite annoying." Luxord said with crossed arms.

 

OOC: Thank you very much. ^_^

Demyx's eyes narrowed. "You're just jealous because you don't have any stuffed animals. Stuffed animals don't love you the way they love me. Isn't that right, Mr. Squeaky?" From that mysterious pocket, he somehow produced a small stuffed kitten and rubbed it against his cheek. "Mr. Squeaky says that you have dirty magazines in your room, Number Ten." His evil grin left no doubt that Demyx wasn't just babbling random things... or at least, he himself thought he wasn't babbling random things.

 

"Enough. Number Ten, get back to your scouting mission in Port Royal. Number Nine, pay attention to Sora," Saix ordered the two. He turned when he heard Riku stirring. He smirked before turning to the other two members.
"Go," he ordered them.

 

Luxord chuckled, "Now I'm not saying a have any magazines but how would you know I have them?" Luxord turned the blame onto Demyx before opening a portal to Port Royal and stepping through.

OOC: Hey, Port Royal and portal sound similar. XD Oh, and your very welcome Jade.

 

"MR. SQUEAKY TOLD ME!!!" Demyx shouted before Luxord stepped into the portal. Just as it began to close he took a deep breath and yelled "NI!" into it at the top of his lungs.

OOC: Ever see "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"? I'm sorry, I just had too... in my lastest AMV I have Demyx saying 'ni'.

 

Riku awoke. Sitting up, he rubbed the back of his head, groaning. Ow, why did his head feel like it had been thrown into a trashcan and dragged back out.
He turned and saw Saix standing a little into the shadows. He tried standing up, but his legs were strong enough. Tumbling back down, Riku demanded, "What am I doing here! Where is Sora!" His gaze caught the bright crimson clothing that Sora wore. "What did you do to him!"

 

OOC: Jade! Oh that was too much! XDDDDDDDDDDDD NI! ROFL!