What Would Happen If Organization XIII Found Sora Asleep

"Hi guys!" Demyx shouted, swinging into the room and almost ripping off the door handle int he process. "Sorry I'm late!" He peered over Namine's shoulder. "What'cha doin'?"

Yes, it was indeed Number IX- Demyx, the "Melodious Nocturne"; he puts on a stupid front, but in reality he's quite intimidating to behold.

Demyx flinched. "I hear voices..." he whispered, eyes wide in a panic. "Right now they're telling my how intimidating I am. I think she used the wrong verb tense. I think she means 'intimidat-ed." He shook off the strange feeling that he was only a character in someone's vast malevolent game and returned his attnetion to Namine's drawing.

OOC: I'm sorry, I had to do the narrator thing... It'll never be brought up again, I promise!

 

OOC: Haha,I have a perfec,and completely random idea:
Sora: zzzzzzzzz
Saix: Hehe...teh Keyblade Master is asleep.
Sora: zzzzzzzz....Smile for me,babe...
Saix: Huh?Why? What are you looking at? O.o
Sora: Lemme see....yo grillz....
Saix: Let you see mai WHAT?!
Sora: Y...Yer grillz...
Saix: Huh?
Sora: Y...Yer grillz...
Demyx: had da whole top diamond and da bottom rows' gold ^-^ -pokes Saix-
Saix:..........I'm gonna kill you in your sleep.

What you think? x3

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..." Sora continued to snore.Shifting and turning to get comfortable.It was difficult.Being in a freakin egg for a year.

 

Demyx shrank away from the enraged Number XII. "I didn't mean anything by it, Saix... I heard this random music, and I had to sing with it! I swear!" He squeeked and hid behind Sora's egg-pod-thing... Hibernation Capsule. Yes, that is what it shall be known as. Because that was what it was called. A "Hibernation Capulse version 2.2", to be specific.

Number IX peeked over the rim to the sleeping Sora, and a flash of malevolence crossed his face. "Can I put whipped cream all over his face?"

"No," Saix growled. "You'd make a mess."

Demyx thought about it for a second. "Sharpie?"

Roxas winced. That stuff took forever to get off... he knew from past Demyx-induced experiences.

The Melodious Nocturne reached into that magical pocket that has no outward appearence on his robes, yet we know it exists because he keeps his notecards in there during missons, and pulled out... a notecard. He had taken notes during the last meeting with the Superior; this particular session of note-taking had taken place directly after the Roxas-Sharpie incident. Demyx was convinced that there was no association between his Sharpie and the new rules.

"No member of this Organization is to intend harm, physical, mental, or spiritual to another member. No member of this Organization is to play pranks on any other member of this Organization.

"If a non-member of Organization XIII is asleep, and has no one around to halt any malevolent or harmful behavior, said non-member is fair game to any member." He squinted down at the bottom where he had added a little extra note at the bottom. "The Organization cannot be held responsible for any damages and/or loss of life resulting from said harmful or malevolent intent."

He put away his notecard and pulled out a Sharpie. "Coloring!" he squealed.

 

lol.That was just an idea,but...whatever.

Hearing Demyx's question,he mumbled in his sleep.

"zz..I like whipped cream....zzzzzz..." he grinned a little as though he was on crack or something. O.o

As Demyx pulled out the Sharpie,the Hybernation Capsule... 2.2!,opened.Sora fell out,and into Demyx's arms.

"Zzzz...." he put his arms around him,still being asleep and all.

"Zz....will you be my mommy?Zzz..."

 

Demyx screamed like a little girl and threw the sleeping Keyblade Master as far away from him as possible. "The person role-playing me might be female, but I am male!!"

Saix gave him his best 'wtf' expression, and then in a monotone asked, "Demyx, what did you just say?"

"I said that... I'm male?" He thought back and nodded. All memory of being mentioned that someone was roleplaying him had been quickly erased, thanks to Namine.

"Dah.... dee," Sora mumbled.

"Ahhhh!" I bet you can guess who said that.

"Hey Demyx... I think you've been adopted," Roxas smirked. This was so karma for that Sharpie incident.

 

Nuu... Please no controlling Sora....That is mai job...D: -tear-

Hearing all the screaming,Sora couldn't help but wake up.His eyes fluttered open,half-way.Everything was blurry in his eyesight,but nevertheless,he slowly stood.

"Ngh..." he rubbed an eye with the back of his hand.Then everything became clear.He turned around,feeling as though he was being watched,and saw the Org. members looking at him.

"OHMIGAWD,PERVERTS!!" he cried out,trying his best to cover himself.Then looked down,only to find he was still wearing his old outfit.

"Oh." he said blankly,before looking up at the Members.

"..........." he blinked in confusion.

"WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?!" he asked.Erm,yelled is more like it. o.o; The Keyblade appeared in his hand.

"I'M GONNA BEAT YOU ALL!I'M NOT GONNA DIE!I'm- Sleeeeeepy..." he made a funny face,before falling down.Flat on his face. Ouch. >.>;

 

(OOC:and jade can you stop controling roxas im doing that)
roxas looked at sora asleep on the floor and said "come on lets get him back to the castle"

 

OOC: Sorry...

Demyx looked down at his forsaken Sharpie and pouting, slipped it back into his pocket. "We're moving him? Did Superior say we could do that?" He pulled out a pile of notecards from the afore-mentioned pocket, sifting through all of them. "I don't have anything about ordering us to move him... Are we allowed to do that?"

 

roxas said "i dunno isint that why were here?"

 

Thank you.

Sora started to snore very noisily.Before smacking his lips in a tiresome fashion,and letting out only soft snores.What a dork.But,he is MY dork.

 

Demyx crossed his arms and turned away. "Well, I'm not going to touch him. He might drool on me!"

 

OOC: Could I join as luxord? XP

 

"Demyx! That's enough!" Xemnas shouted walking through the room. "You do know you still have a partime at burger kong (i meant to make it that way) don't you!? And as your manager i order you to do overtime!" Xemnas summons a giant ball and saw other org members staring at him. "Uhhhh...guys....what are you doing here?"

 

OOC: Can you not roleplay my character. I really would enjoy it. And yes, you can be Luxord.
BIC: Saix blinked in dismay at Xemnas. He picked up Sora, but winced as the boy drooled all over him. He made a mental note to clean himself up after handing the Keyblade Master. The boy reeked of light.

 

roxas made a portal and went thuw it and said to xemnas "hey mansex why dont we just kill sora and get it over with?"(OOC:XD)

 

"If we kill him, you'll have a twin brother, would like that?" Xemnas pointed out.

 

Saix appeared beside Roxas.
"Xemnas has decided that Sora would be more powerful if he is in the Organization," Saix explained. "He will be able to gather more hearts for our artificial Kingdom Hearts. Also, he is strong, and with the right training, be able to serve us."

 

"Actually, no...I'm actually giving a point that if we kill Sora, then he'll have another pretty heartless thing and make a twin brother for Roxas." xemnas stopped explaining as he saw the members staring at him. "What?"

 

OOC: Sorax, no one is suppose to be talking about Roxas and Sora being Nobodies and Others.
BIC: Saix frowned and dropped Sora on top of Roxas.
"Xemnas," he said, changing the subject, "Namine said it will take time for Sora's memories to be completely rewritten. I don't know what the girl is thinking. She took out an entire person from Sora's memories in about, a week. Rewriting his memory shouldn't take so long."

 

"The girl is clever, don't you think, but it will be hard for her to put back Sora's memories as Sora has been in a lot of experiences. If we get him now, the whole process is ruined. If we do that, we can help build Kingdom Hearts and be whole."