What would happen if I ran this site!

In some inexplainable way, I replace DeathSpank and get full power over this site.
(Uhmm, this is just fiction and would never happen in real life xD)

First thing I would like to say, is that I will be totally fair. I will listen to other peoples problems, and I will help out in any way I can.

Now, here are the new things/Rules that I would establish:


1-I will make a total Dictatorship. Anyone who doesn't agree with me will get a warning. Should you continue to defie me, you will get banned from this site.

2-You will call me "Your highness" , "My Lord", "Sir", "Your Greatness" or "Your Awesomeness". Call me Forsaken and you will get 2 warnings. Call me "Foresaken" and you will get banned. Anyone that doesn't agree PM me now.

3-If you have any comments on my rules/new things then please, send me a PM. Of course if you dare send me a PM then you will get banned.
So: KEEP YOUR OPPINIONS TO YOURSELF.
I don't give a damn.

4- Anything off-topic of the subject is spam. Meaning if someone posts a thread about sports and you start about your cat, it's off-topic and considered spam. Spamming will be considered a blessing from me. In fact, I support spamming and anyone who doesn't spam atleast once a day will get banned.

5. Double-posting and beyond is tolerated. Double posting is fun. Why wouldn't you do it?

6- All posts should be over 1000 words. You will get a warning if you should post something that is under 1000 words. Hey, you learned this language. Not my fault.

7-Flaming is acceptable. As long as I started it of course. Why not cool down with a good flame war that could utterly destroy your self-confidence.

8-Illegal activity is allowed. Meaning talking about the drug/alcohol usage in a video, and especially downloading illegal copyrighted material. This means: videos, music, and anything else pertaining that you would have to pay money for.


9- All other admins/mods/Forum Helpers will be striped from their title. Anyone that doesn't agree with me and has an oppinion send me a PM! Please. I like reading what other people think. After I check out the PM you will get banned. How dare you send whiney message to me?! Sheesh.

10- The new people as Admins/Mods/Forum Helpers are:

Admin: Myself. I rule this site. No one else.

New mods:
Taking the place of Darkandroid -> Hitler.
Taking the place of Mish -> Osama Ben Laden
Roxas -> Saddam Hussein
These Mods will be enough. The former mods didn't do anything or help anyone anyway.

Forum Helpers: Stalin, Atila the Hun.

These new people should be treated with respect. That means no making fun of them!

11- The edit button will be taken out. You post, you post. GOT IT?

12-If a members find a topic of interest/idea within a thread that this new idea does not relate to, they're encouraged to KEEP THEM TO THEMSELVES.

13-Smilies are not cute. Any one of these::) :( :p ;) :D :o are not to be used. Using them will result in banning. My thanks to Hitler for showing me that these Smilies are brutal.

14-Members that have Lame names are forced to change it. That means using things such as "Dark, Kairi, Riku, Sora, Leon, Cloud" and other character names. Using numbers in your name is also lame. Using symbols such as "_ # @ *" Is the lamest.
Failure to comply will result in banning.

15-If you should misspell something in your posts then you will be banned. Stop killing the english language and read a damn dictionary once in a while.

16- The "Intelligient discussion" is going to be taken out. Who the hell cares about our planet, that we found a new planet in space, about psychology and all those things.

17- Due to unknown reasons, I can only make 17 rules. So, all the next rules are going to be "Rule #17"

17- No sexual content, this includes anything involving sexual content. See, I'm not a psycho...

17- The maximum of days that you can be absent is...one day. You will get banned if you get absent for more than that.

17-My 2nd in command Osama, has asked to treat all Americans in a bad way. Though all he kept saying was "DEATH TO AMERICA!", I deciphered his message.Hey, I'm being fair. Atleast I'm not some nutjob trying to kill you guys right? So all American members post once per week. And that's final.
Atila the Hun has asked me to ban all Japanese...but I decided to not do that. Though in exchange, all Japanese members will be forced to post 400 times a day. You post less and you will get banned.

17-One more thing, if you read this, then comment or else you will get banned.

As for warnings, you get three before banning. I am fair, I don't give out a warning without a good reason to do so.

Have a nice day!Take care and thank you.



Edit: This will be edited from time to time. Stay up to date people!


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New Rules:
-As of now, Premium members get to see updated stuff a month late! Wanna know why? It's cuz they have the stupid orange colour.
Gray= Life !!!

-If you have any personal problems, then just ask Hitler. Now I know he might be a psycho to you. But he's actually a good listener!
What he does is:
*Listen to your problems.
*Thinks of a way to solve it
*Sends you to the extermination sites to execute you.

 

You have GOTTA be Kidding me!

 

Besides the no nglish people D=

You would be great and I'd be more encouraged to change my lame username =D

 

Hmm, The no English people thing was Stalin talking. Sorry my bad, I'll change that.

 

The site would probably crash & burn... BURN!!!

 

Thanks for the support.=D

 

Yeah you sound like a friend of mine.

If he got into power he would be a dictator. XD

 

You talking 'bout me >___>

and you would suck as a ruler.......I am the only one true person to knock DS off his shiny golden throne and rule.....plus I've been saying that for almost a year now so I say only I get to make threads like this so nyah :p

 

I would try to hack you.... even though I don't have the slightest clue how. >.<

 

Trojan horse ftw

eh....

hi?

 

NO SMILES! Come on smiles!
: You stink!
:): Nah its okay.
:( : Yeah we stink.
: NO SMILES!
: Yo, thats not cool dog....
: Wha-?
:o: Aww, I think the idea is cute!
: All brother!
: Shut up! Its a stupid idea.
:): Well the idea I slightly dislike.... It lacks smiles
;):....Call me!

 

Then thank god youre not in charge.
Im scared of dictators who cannot spell defy properly and hate smilies

 

Forsaken Sora would be a great owner of this site xD

 

This makes me very glad you are not in charge.

 

"Foresaken", I would destroy you! I'm glad you arn't the head honcho!

 

See! Someone supports my brilliant idea.

Aww, you guys make me feel all fuzzy inside.

 

Fuzzy like cacti needles. :p

 

No. :p.....More like sharp knives. xD

Quick Saddam! He's let down his guard. Use your weapons of mass destructions!

 

I would HATE this site if you were in charge.

 

Kinda makes me glad I'm not American or Japenese cause I'm IRISH!!!!!!!!!