What to do when you see a bigass cockroach

i literally just saw a cockraoch a few mins ago and murdered it

1. Grab a large, durable object
2. Slam it against the cockroach repeatedly until it stops moving/moves very little
3. Quickly grab paper towels/anything similar
4. Cover the cockroach with it
5. Stomp on it repeatedly with your foot, HARD. Atleast 12 times will do.[Note:These creatures are VERY resilient, take off its head and it'll still live for a week. Make sure its all nice and squished]
6. Flush it down the toilet, do NOT risk letting it stay in a trash can in your house

For those of you that are scared to touch it, cockroaches love being touched
and i mean literally LOVE it
why do you trhink they live in dark cramped spaces
give them what they want
squash them
murder them
beat the inner organs out of them cause it's

 

That roach had a family, you dick.

 

WHY WOULD YOU GO THERE, HE'S STILL MOURNING

 

THAT'S ALL HE TALKS ABOUT EXCEPT WHEN HE BRINGS UP HIS DEAD EARTH PARENTS, TOO. OR HIS DEAD SON THAT HE ADOPTED FROM GENERAL ZOD. OR HIS COUSIN. OR HIS CLONE. YOU KNOW WHAT BRUCE DID WHEN ROBIN DIED? HE GOT ANOTHER 3 AND SAID "**** THAT KID"

 

lol spaceship hahah get it cause

 

Well I had an apple and some dick in a mask stole it. I have to take out my frustration on that cockroach.[DOUBLEPOST=1404185001][/DOUBLEPOST]

BECAUSE THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH DEAD PARENTS IS TO ADOPT A KID DURING A PERIOD OF YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU ARE VERY LIKELY TO TRAUMATIZE THE KID BY BECOMING HIS DEAD PARENT.

 

Thought this thread would be a question

 

flushing it is not a good idea
they can come back up

 

What's an asscockroach?

 

Not if theyre mushed

 

dont you know that cockroaches are impervious to all forms of physical harm

 

Not if theyre dead

 

they are immortal

 

Bigass Cockroach is the name of my Indy rock band.

 

“He thought back on his family with deep emotion and love. His conviction that he would have to disappear was, if possible, even firmer than his sister's. He remained in this state of empty and peaceful reflection until the tower clock struck three in the morning. He still saw that outside the window everything was beginning to grow light. Then, without his consent, his head sank down to the floor, and from his nostrils streamed his last weak breath.”​

 

What is this, Kekkaishi episode 10?