What the crap??

Okay, I'm only just finally getting to see Ender's Game, and in the first 7 minutes I'm just laughing my butt off. What is up with these kids? Makes me think of "I'm acting" Nostalgia Critic moments

 

I try to avoid movies where any of the main characters are children

 

I mean just look at The Last Airbender

 

No, that's avoiding Shyamalan if I didn't know any better. Those I guess both views coincide with that film.

 

you cant tell me spy kids is not a masterpiece of cinema

 

Spy Kids and Spy Kids 2, yes. Spy Kids 3 and Spy Kids 4, not so much.

Noticing another thing about the film. They all talk like robots.....does that "I'm acting" reach to every person in this film? Ford's the only person who's putting any emotion, and that's saying a lot since he's playing military personnel

 

wow because i was joking

 

Well, they came out when I was only 7 and 8 years old, so they grew on me. But the others not so much

 

That's actually something that doesn't bother me with the movie. I mean, this is a very militaristic society. The main goal is to kill the empathy of these kids so they can be warriors. I mean, that's sort of what they do in basic training. And that goes double for Ender since he wants to be the perfect soldier.

 

Good thing no one liked the Harry Potter series.

 

and then the scene where he kicks that guy over in the bathroom and splits his head on that ledge and lands him in hospital happens and you realise the acting is pretty decent

 

Yeah, Stand By Me is such a bad movie, right?

 

I was only in it for Hagrid

 

that movie is excellent but still, most children in movies are awful

just like real life

 

♔☆☆i actually really liked Ender's Game. it's too bad the author of the books is such trash​

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I played the **** out of that game. but at first it was more like a where the **** do i go type of game for me cause i played it when I was like 6-7