What the Cloverfield monster is not.

I have been going around the internet looking up Cloverfield and there are ALOT of people with differnt theories of what the monster is or what the movie is and i'm here to show you all how it is none of those theories are right. So heres the list.

A giant alien: No, it's a stupid idea that only works for Godzilla and Gamera films.

Godzilla: I beleave us true Godzilla fans remember the last USA made Godzilla film.

Zilla: The mutated iguana that stole the name of the beloved mutant dinosaur that came from Japan in the 1998 USA Godzilla remake. The answere is no.

Gamera: Lmao, hell no.

Power Rangers: Old, done, and dead. If I wanted to see fully grown people dress up as every color of the rainbow I'd go to Richard Nelson's house.

The Elder God, Cthulhu: Cthulhu is the most powerful of the Elder Gods and I won't show you a picture of him because if I do you'll go insane. But it is possible for him to be in this kind of film but it's highly unlikely.

Monsters from the game Rampage: A Godzilla rip-off, a King Kong rip-off, and a giant Wolf? No.

Voltron: *facepalm* ...No.

A giant lion: Okay...who is that stupid? Well I will tell you. In the trailer some one was running yelling, "I saw it! It's alive! It's huge!" sooo some one thought he said, "I saw it! It's a lion! It's huge!" so anyone who thinks he said lion probably has hearing problems.

A spin-off of the TV show, Lost: God forbid(sp).

A Halo 2 rip-off: *head to desk*

Orga: The monster from Godzilla 2000? No...

Crab people: Well I- Wait wha?!

And here is the last and most STUIPEDest concept ever.

Manhattan Island: This is the location of the movie but some one said that Manhattan is a living island in the film that is killing everyone. And it's a NOOOOO!

The directer said it was a orginal monster, so it's a new monster that we never seen before. Here's a quote:

"We saw all these Godzilla toys, and I thought, we need our own monster, and not King Kong, King Kong's adorable. I wanted something that was just insane and intense."​

-J.J. Abrams​

So you see it's not any of the things I listed because they wanted some insane and intense not some thing that is boring and not worth your time watching. So wait till the movie comes out and if you think it's a certain monster STILL, tell me and i'll prove you wrong. Thank you.

~burnitup​

 

THANK YOU, now if only a friend of mine would believe me.

He won't give up his theory of it being Voltron or Power Rangers... Idiot.

 

Show this to your friend! Show him how wrong he is!

 

Gladly. Later today I'll head over to his house and force him to view this theory-killer.

 

Sure go ahead. I'm not stopping you.

 

you definitely killed my theory (I thought it was an undercover godzilla movie with a up-to-date looking godzilla)

but the last theory about manhattan island would make an interesting plot but looking at the trailers Ive seen of cloverfield thats a dumb theory

 

well a lot of those theories sound ******ed i mean a loin dude voltron for crying out the island is alive the most stupeist one of all i think


i believe what ever it is it has a masses lower body and a slim upper because there is this pic a 2 skyscrapers and a big chunk is taken out ig the bottom half and little damage to the top

 

Well theres going to be a Godzilla film with an up-to-date look but thats a differnt film.

Speaking of which there was a supposed picture of the monster, I saw it but it might be fan art, a scrapped idea, or the actual monster it's self. But yes the island is a stupid Idea at best makes Snakes on a Plane look like the film Armageddon.

 

i know i say it to that whale looking thing that would be cool if thats it

 

I have the picture =D

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q265/salmonspartan/cloverfield.jpg

This (to me) seems like the most likely picture of the monster.
Plus it looks cute so I like it =3

 

hmmm.... the Manhattan one is cool to what my friend said hours earlier.... he said it is a dinosaur half cyborg DX

Dude that thing is bada$$

 

Well it might be fan art or a scrapped idea or the actull pic of the monster.

Makes no sense but sounds pretty cool.

 

Why the hell would Manhattan Island attack Manhattan Island?

Anyways, I remember seeing a picture of it before. It looks like a giant whale thing.

EDIT:

Yeah, it is a giant whale thing. With lots of..."arms".

 

It looks kind of like Sin from FFX.
I know it's not, but it looks like it.
But it's still not.

 

Hmmmm. I still don't get that movie. Maybe it was just a figment of my imagination.