What should I do, /khv/?

Over the past few days I've been deathly sick. Just last night, my girlfriend said she'd be here this morning. She did indeed come (indeed). But in the midst of our events, I vomited all over her and she is now at risk of contracting a deathly virus.

/khv/, should I:

1. Call her parents and let them know.

2. Continue sitting here and hope the internet solves my problems

or

3. Run away and hope I don't die in the bitterly cold and nippy North landscape of America?

 

Run away, the north's not so bad.

 

Well if you're still living it can't be deathly, right? Near-death isnt all that bad...lol.

But seriously, calling her parents would be a little awkward dont you think?

DarkWatch: "Hi."
Parent: "Uh...hi who is this?"
DW: "This is ____'s boyfriend."
Parent: "What are you calling for?"
DW: "uh...I puked on her...while we were having...fun..."
Parents thinking: "What the fu-

 

... we were just sitting and watching That 70's Show, though.

How awkward could it be?

 

Did you ever think maybe you could have puked in a different direction.

 

if she does get sick... get her a teddy bear :3

 

Appologizing to her would maybe be the best thing to do first, if you havn't already ? xD

 

Just the fact that you're calling her parents to say you threw up on her.

 

You should invite her back over and puke in her vag

chicks dig that

 

Here's the things you should do :

- Apologize
-Get better
-If she gets sick then you could take care of her

That's what I would do x:

 

Bricks were indeed shat for no relevant reason.

 

Then what would be the relevance of quoting Cin?

 

There is none...

 

Lie to them both. If that does not work, then tell the truth. And if not, then there is one last resort......

seduction O_O

 

With my health at risk, the medical concerns of another individual are beside the point. :l

I tried, but she just kept throwing miniature action figures at me. >:

 

If your love can't even survive a mutual deadly virus then you might as well dump her on the spot.