What should I do about fatty?

My fat friend won't stop making fun of me so what should I do?

 

Break his legs

 

I dunno, maybe stop calling him names like "fatty?"

 

I would say you should call him in the middle of the night pretending to be satan, except it would work better if you gave me his number and had me call him in the middle of the night.

 

I getting to think people join this site to spam :P

 

Every time you see him call him a noob. Trust me, it'll work.

 

yeah...call him skinny

the sarcasum of that statment will kill him

 

^You got a red box

 

ITS: attack like a spidermonkey

 

Make him watch Wall-E.

 

I think I suffered some kind of minor internal bleeding from reading too much irony in one post.

 

Changed to a better punishment.

 

Poke him with a celery stick.

 

Pretend to be Satan.

Better yet, pretend to be the Satan of fat people.

'Cause we all know nothing scares a fat person more than a fat Satan.

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Or cut off his food supply? Either or, I win.

 

Seriously why do you do this every fucking time he posts.

and wow, shows how great of friends you are by calling him fatty

 

He's the same guy? I didn't notice!!!

 

^^I'm in hysterics right now. LMAOROFL. dying of laughter.


*calm now* No seriously, I would've picked the Satan one, but just ignore him for a while, if he's your true friend, and if you stop calling him fatty, you'll be fine :'D​

 

Swap his lunchbox with that of a health freak.

We did that once at school, the fat kid almost threw up

 

Beat the living hell out of him.

 

I can't believe you would do this to me Dreadnought ;__;