What pairings do you NOT support?

I agree with he's-got-a-heart, Sora and Riku are the best of friends and some sick person decided they were gay with each other. If someone said that with me and my best friend I would be so annoyed.

 

MacBeth didn't come out of his mom's hoo-ha, but he still was born and came from her body. If nobodies have blood, then Nami and Rox WOULD have the same blood, both being made from the body of Sora. If they dont have...blood...then they still share the same flesh.

If I rip my two fingers off, they're still related arn't they?

 

Considering there is about 100 possible pairings in Organization XIII alone... I'll just list the major ones I feel generally "wtf" about. Most of them are slash pairings... sadly... XD *slash fangirl*

Xigbar x Demyx. The two don't even talk to each other. They've never interacted in the game. EVER. Plus their chemistry wouldn't seem to click. Demyx is a total fruit and Xigbar doesn't seem homosexual to me. :/

Axel x Demyx. Because I like AkuRoku slash. *dodges bullets*

Axel x Larxene. Clearly, in Re:CoM, Axel is very "DO NOT WANT" with Larxene. She flirts, he ignores. He pulls away. End of discussion.

Axel x Sora. Axel's bestest buddy in the world was ROXAS. Sora is not Roxas. Even for nostalgia's sake, I don't think Axel would be very buddy-buddy with Sora. It's like... "My boyfriend dumped me, so I'll go out with his brother because they should be the same. Right?"

Sora x Roxas. One word: masturbation. >_<;;

Sora x Kairi. Just because two people are of the opposite gender and best friends doesn't mean they should screw each other. I hug on my dude buddies all they time, and do you know how ANNOYING it is to have everyone suspect you of sleeping around with every guy you know? O___o;;

Kairi x Namine. See entry "Sora x Roxas.".

Riku x Roxas. In the Deep Dive scenario, the logic is not, "Stare, fight, snog". It is, "Stare, fight, beat the shnot out of, bring to DiZ, teleport to data Twilight Town, you win million dollah".

I could go on about this for days, but you get the idea. :P

 

Riku/Sora or vice-versa. It's the only pairing in KH that I'll call my Anti-pairing. There are mulitple reasons, and I believe I wrote it all down in my Welcome post.

I'm also not a big fan of Sora/Kairi (or, as in my humor vid I'm making Kairi/Sora...yes, Kairi on top...).

 

I dont support any gay pairings.

 

I'm tolerant of them all except:
Xemnas/Anyone but Saix (Xemnas would only overpower other people against their will while Saix is willing due to him being a kiss up to Xemnas).

Xigbar/Anyone (he is just a person who should die alone) and its nasty!!!

Xaldin/Anyone (He is weird and doesn't suit anyone but I may make an exception with Belle if only he wants her and its just lust not love).

Vexen/Anyone (He is an ugly virgin and made the Riku Replica for filthy uses)

Lexaeus/Anyone (I hate him end of)

Saix/Anyone but Xemnas (same as Xemnas really)

Luxord/anyone but disney women (It makes funny crack pairings IMO)

 

I don't support RikuxSora. They have a perfectly fine friendship, so let's not go into details about their relations, mmk? :)

 

AkuRoku. D:

 

I don't support any Yaoi or yuri or disney charachters cause that's kinda scary

 

Ugly I agree. Hehehe but how do you know he's a virgin (or not?). Well I guess they all are really, since they only techinally exist during gameplay and I don't recall see any of them, ahem, getting it on...

Made that as un-obscene as poss o_O

Okay, okay. I think I should rephrase this, since I used the wrong phrases in the first place. I wasn't referring to MacBeth when I said they weren't born of women I was basically trying to say that since they have no mum or dad they, um, well they didn't 'come' into the world like you and I (not much imagination needed to figure that bit out)

The word blood was used as a metaphor. I mean it's hardly as if you bonk someone with your blood type it's incest now is it? In actual fact, you might not even have the same blood type as your siblings, meaning the term 'blood-related' is incorrect in a manner of speaking.

The word blood was used instead of the word DNA (the term blood-related was used wat before the DNA molecule was discovered. So what I'm trying to say is no matter what vessel or orifice (lol) those two came out of thet still were not related as they did not share any DNA. Geez, it's not as if Rox n Nam are Sora's kids (though that would be pretty awesome)! Roxas is Sora and Namine is Kairi.

Plus, remember in KH how Kairi's heart was inside Sora's body? So is Kairi a part of Sora and is Sora x Kairi now incest? Nope. Of course not. Neither is Roxas x Namine.

Teehee don't chop off your fingers by way because a) it would hurt and b) they still wouldn't be related ^^

 

Well the body DOES have NEEDS. Plus the fact that they don't have feelings would prolly cause them to act upon them more. XD

Nope. But they are in the world nonetheless.

Blood type, no, but then why if two siblings were to have children they would prolly come out...not right...?

That still doens't change that Namine is part of both Sora and Kairi, and Roxas is also a part of both Sora and Kairi. But, they both came from Sora's body. Thus, incest.

Thats kinda like sex if you ask me. Except Kairi is the man, and Sora is the woman. Kairi's heart goes into Sora, merges, then goes back to her. *keeps cracking up to herself* Like seahorses. The male gives birth instead of the female.
The two hearts that merged together and with Sora's body gave "birth" to Namine and Rox.

a) Yes it would D:
b) Yes they would o_O;

 

The two hearst never "merged" together. Kairi's heart, since it didn't have any darkness, found a vessel next to Sora's heart, not that they became one. When Sora stabbed himself, releasing Kairi's heart, as well as his own, using Kairi's heart and Sora's body, Naminé was created. Roxas used Sora's heart and also his body. The reason for this is because the two hearts were inside him.

Sora's body was only used to shape some kind of outer shell (not that they both have his body skin or anything of that sort, simply, it was a outline, or else Naminé would have been a guy), and since Naminé was created from Kairi's heart, and is really Kairi's Nobody, she's a girl like her, with the same feminine figure, has her face, has her gender, has her everything.

Roxas is everything Sora, except personality, hair shape and hair color.

The only thing Sora and Naminé have is that they are connected because of this, and by default, Roxas and Naminé, but it doesn't make them related. Is not incest. Especially now that they've gone back to their respective selves, and can be with each other through Sora and Kairi.

They're not blood related, and that's all there is to say. Is like saying two clones made from the same course of action or chemicals, is incest, despite cloned from different people (wow, what a sucky analogy ^_^;.

And even if it was incest to you, they didn't have any sexual intercourse or any activity to suggest it. Only what we saw.

 

Hands down, any Yaoi and Yuri pairings I HATE. Especially Axel and Roxas. Hello! They're best friends. As for Sora and Roxas...that's just sick. They're like the same person. That's like being in love with yourself *cough* Setzer *cough* Though, of course I don't support Saix/Xemnas, I will gadly make fun of it because I hate both of those guys.

 

I see... Well I guess they will all be really needy by the time the 3rd one comes out they'd better rate it 18.

Like I said, because of DNA i.e. the babies of the siblings might have matching chromosomes and thus there is more chance of the babies inheriting two recessive-alleles for a genetic disorder.

And so,

Roxas and Namine share no chromosomes. Sora is not a mother!!!!! Nor is Kairi a father!!!!! (LOL this is too funny =D) What are we gonna start doing paternity tests??? See if Sora really was cheating on Kairi with Riku or whoever?

Yikes. I dunno what your idea of nookie is ^^

Read *TwilightNight* post. The hearts never merge it's just that Kairi's heart was inside Sora's body it's not like Sora contracted a quadruplet circulatory system.

Seahorses??? OK, as humorous as that was, we are drifting too far afloat from the conversation at hand via your bizarre yet interesting theories on Kingdom Hearts (seriously, you should contact Nomura)

No :-p

 

Hm.
Kairi x Sora --hides from getting shot-- They dont look cute to me at all together =/
Riku x Kairi: Same reason as above.

 

I don't support SoraxRiku because they are best friends. Also, SoraxRoxas because Roxas is Sora's nobody. In others words, I don't support any gay pairing.

 

The most wrong pairing ever has gotta be Sora x Roxas. Yuck! Twincest! Well it's even worst than twincest it is like literally getting on with yourself (hehe but with a different hair colour)

Kairi x Riku I don't mind I think Sora and the original Kairi were cute together but I don't like the new Kairi one bit. You can do better than her Sora!!! *points at self*

Another weird one is Axel x Namine I just can't even imagine it.

I've heard about Sora x Harry Potter and Riku x Draco Malfoy too. Freaky.

Sora x Mario - LMAO!!! Sora x Lara Croft - it's just not gonna happen.

Axel x Roxas is wrong as a paring but so so so cute as a friendship. Aw, brings a tear to my eye.

Demyx x Axel that's kinda funny actually I could imagine Demyx having a secret crush on him ^_^

And Sora x Xemnas is gross!! Not remotely funny.

Hahaha yeah Setzer wouldn't be able to keep his hands off his nobody!

 

SoraxRiku
SoraxRoxas
RoxasxAxel

Now that's just sick. >_>

 

I'm not sure if I posted here already.

I don't really like Sora/Kairi or Sora/Riku. I used to like both but Sora/Kairi is sorta boring now and Sora/Riku is sorta annoying with all the fangirls. And some of the pictures I find are...like...ew. Lol. I don't really care for RikuxKairi either, it doesn't really seem like they like eachother...:p

Sora/Roxas and Kairi/Namine is like liking yourself. >_>

Axel/Roxas...well Roxas is just a teenager and I'm not sure how much older Axel is supposed to be, but he looks like an adult. I don't know what to think about Hayner/Roxas or Olette/Roxas. And I've never seen anything Roxas/Pence.

 

I don't support any of the gay couples in the game......except for Sora & Riku. I really do think that might be a good one. =D

I think that any couplings in Org. XIII are also stupid. Except for Zexion & Marluxia. Don't ask why, I just always thought that the blue hair and the pink hair can make one awesomely hair colored child. Lulz.