What is up with these Pokemon movies?

what if all pokemon can talk and we, us humans simple minded humans simple humans, are deaf, but actually the pokemon are the ones that can talk and the deaf pokemon are the ones us simple humans can understand. aka meowth is deaf and so is mewtwo and lugia and all the other deaf guys you feel me​

 

Because movies are just made to advertise the Legendaries. The only movies that I consider actually possible to have happened within the anime are the first movie, Mewtwo Returns, Lucario and the Mystery of Mew, and Zoroark: Master of Illusions. All the other movies are too out there to be possible even within the anime

 

Even the Arceus one?

 

Ash met God. I doubt he's worthy.

 

It should have been Red. Just like half way through the movie Red just shows up and saves the day.

 

Considering Red was beaten by Gold, Crystal, Lyra, the other champions (in Black 2 and White 2), and Nate/Rosa (white 2 and black 2), I doubt he's much better battle-wise.

 

I think you may be onto something here. Perchance, all we have to do to hear the true sounds of the Pokes is to get better hearing aids.

 

Exactly! It's so simple.​

 

We should alert the presses!

 

Still better then Ash.

Spoiler

 

No. He. Doesn't.

 

I know man! He's deaf!

 

I'm not gonna argue with something that's taught me most of what I know and has never been wrong thus far, especially when my other option is agreeing with some guy I barely even know that thinks he's always right.

 

You should believe in yourself more often.

 

OH SHIT MAN, NOT EVEN I CAN SAVE YOU NOW. GOOD LUCK WITH THE UPCOMING BATTLE.

 

I'm sorry, I don't follow.

Who needs saving? If I wanted a battle instead of random caps lock yelling, I'd have said it to someone else.

 

No.

 

Yes.

(Like I said, not a fight. Just large text.)

 

y'all bitches deaf​

 

Y'all bitches stupid.