Kingdom Hearts II what is the most funnies thing you remember in kh2?

Listening to Demyx's laugh during the group jeering, at Hollow Bastion. Seriously, everyone else was all evil-sounding, and Demyx's is so clear and obviously NOT evil. Made me laugh.

 

Personally, this one of mine isn't exactlly funny but it was a bit unexpected and makes me giggle a little

Axel "Nice job, Roxas
Roxas "Axel...."
Axel" This time you remembered. I"M SO FLATTERED!" and flames appear all around

Oh, and one more thing

Hades does his huge rant
Sora"Lowlife"
Hades" Ha, you're too kind kid"

 

One of the funniest things in KH2 is Seifer. I mean seriously, he goes from this awesome villian in FFVIII to white gangsta in a belly shirt.

Doesn't he call someone chickenwuss?

 

Santa Claus: Jack, don't tell me you've got ideas about Christmas again!
Sora: [to Jack] Again?
Jack Skellington: It's a long story...

Hades: Did you forget who you're talking to? I am the Lord of the Dead!
Auron: Heh, no wonder no one wants to die.

Capt. Jack Sparrow: [unable to remember Sora's name] Zola!

Roxas: No one would miss me.
Axel: That's not true.
[Roxas leaves]
Axel: I would. (Not funny, but made me sad:()

Demyx: Lets see here...
[pulls out a notecard]
Demyx: 'If the subject fails to respond... use agression to liberate his true disposition.'
Demyx: ...Right.
[puts note card away]
Demyx: Did they ever pick the wrong guy for this one...

Sora: How did a wimp like him get into the Organization?

 

I also thought it was funny that the computer in Twilight Town had a password that included an ice cream flavor.

 

I have lots of funny scenes!

Run run away!
Sora: Okay?

Goofy: You know, that hurt very well.
Then Donald gets mad and attacks Goofy's leg
Goofy: That hurt too!
Donald: Don't you ever do that to me again.

When Sora thinks he got away from Hades, but Hades was there.
Hades: Leaving so soon?

 

*s******* I know I'm so horrible for this but...

During the Saix boss battle, when Saix goes Berserk and is all, "ALL SHALL BE LOST TO YOU!!!!!!!111111onez!!1811xigbar" and he makes HUGE BOOOOOOOM circles on the floor... Oh god. Can't stop laughing there. Unless I pause the game for about three minutes, poor Sora gets bashed up pretty bad. XD

Also, in the Sephiroth fight... WHEN METEORS CASCADE FROM TEH SKY. XDDDD FIERY BALLS OF DEATH RAIN UPON THE DARK DEPTHS N'YAO. :D

I sound so sadistic now. *shuts up* :>

 

When Donald gets bi*ch smacked by a monster and he screams as if he is being raped.

 

Goofy getting knocked out...
Saix not having a nose right before you fight him ^^

 

Lol. He doesn't have a nose. O_o

 

XDDDDDD ohh...XD

 

I know! Its so insane xDDD Poor Saix ;___;

 

XDDD
Everyone hates the poor Saix. ;__; Even the animators... :<
Not giving him a nose... how mean.

 

Yeah, they all deserve a nose! What did Sa♪x ever do to them?

When Goofy gets hit in the head with a rock, it wouldn't bounce off would it? It would crush you.

 

When Sora, Donald, and Goofy run off to first meet Yen Sid, leaving Pete behind. The look Pete had on his face and then he started bouncing up and down made him look sooo stupid. I had tears while I was laughing.

 

Oh man.
Where do I START?
Hmmm..

Okay well..
This isn't in Kingdom Hearts II but in the Kingdom Hearts CoM manga, where Vexen and Lexaeus are talking to Zexion beause Zexion called them for a meeting to discuss the scent he found, and Vexen tells him to hurry, and somone [[I don't know if it's Lexaeus or Zexion]] is all like 'I made these vegetable..' and Vexen is like 'I DON'T CARE'

And the little cleaning wheel they have..

ANYWWAAYSSS.

Kingdom hearts II

Roxas: Maybe you forgot, we're broke.
Hayner: Maybe you forgot, I'M SMART ^__^
Roxas: WTF.

Setzer: Heeey, Rucksack.

That part where Setzer is TOTALLY MAKING IT SOUND LIKE HE'S GOING TO RAPE ROXAS.

Setzer: I'll make it worth your while.

See?

Xigbar: Oh dear. I think you got the wrong impression.
Sora: -insert whatever Sora said here-

Axel saying 'Got it memorized' after every word.

Demyx's cue cards.

In Agrabah when they tackled Abu.

In Christmas Town when they were all in the box.

In Christmas town when Sora made the naughty list and he was all sad.

When Sora cried after seeing Riku but NOT CRYING WHEN HE SAW KAIRI.
ahaha.
:l

 

Hmm...would have to be Demyx's "Run, run away!" That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, poor guy. My friend Julia and I were playing and we had to pause the game after that so we could breathe again, we were just dying.

Poor Saix...not having a nose stinks. Oh, wait...no it doesn't.

 

My favourite is when Hades talked to Hercules and Sora, and he said:
"You have a very important match today. If you don't stick around, who knows what kind of "accidents" might happen. Then Sora said: "Yeah! Accidents you cause! Hades: "Details. Who needs them?"

I also like the scene where Hercules says, that Hades is a sore loser and he is like: "Can't all be heroes."

 

LOL I will try again...Hmm..

Demyx takes the card and is like:

If the subject fails to respond use aggression nto liberate his true diposition..

And at the Demyx fight he's like being all soft and freaky and saying he's the wrong guy and then he says out of the blu Silence traiter you're like WTF!? Where
did that come from dork?!Sorry..

 

I also like the scene in Disney Castle where Donald is lectured by Daisy.

He looks at Sora for help, and the guy just places his arms behind his head like, "don't look at me, man, it ain't my girl problem." LOL.

Sora was gold in that one.