Kingdom Hearts II What if...

Oh oh I have a better one, go get my metal dented bat and hit them with it so that my bat has more dents lol

 

BASEBALL BAT.

Get all my friends, and fight them all, making sure to protect those who can't fight such as my nephew and niece (Both two).

 

Hmmm.. Grab anything to defend myself with, run outside, fight off some the Heartless, and search for Sora and the gang. Time for an adventure of a lifetime.

-Kairi

 

My house key would turn in to a keyblade then I'll go kill them, but if it didn't then I'll get my bat and hit them with it.

 

... I'd be the one leading the heartless...

=S

Thanks for letting me know what you all are gonna do. XD

 

I'd die of happiness.

 

Bend all of the Heartless and/or Nobodies to my will. And then use their awesome power to...BAKE COOKIES.

 

Nothing,hope they dont get in my damn house since I dont have a big a** keyblade.

 

Fleeing to Disneyworld might be an option and excuse. I doubt many people would have lasted against creatures like the heartless though.

 

I'd hope I'd get to go to Traverse Town because otherwise I'm boned. At least then I can properly coin the phrase from Space Balls but replace the words Space Balls with Heartless.

"Heartless? Here? There goes the planet."

 

I would find the darkest coat I have (probably my dad's trench coat) cover my head with a hood, and find the largest book I have in my house...maybe i can pose as zexion...

Or I would go to the store and find artichoke hearts...afterall, you dont have to kill anyone for those...AND THEY'RE HEALTHY! REMEMBER KIDS EAT UR VEGETABLES!... AND BRUSH UR TEETH! *eye twitches*

 

I say "OMG!" and wish for Riku to save me cuz I know darkness is swallowing the Earth.

Or...

Grab my little keyblade necklace and use it as a keyblade and fight of heartless with my mad skillz. Okay, I have no skillz.

 

I'd snipe them using my airgun on a tree and if that doesn't work I will sleep in my room and hope that deep dive will happen

 

I'd stand with my back to them and, putting on my best Riku voice, say; "The door has opened. I'm not afraid of the darkness!" Then I'd get the Souleater and mad awesome Darkness skillz. Then I'd totally bend you all to my will, and force you to make cake. DARKNESS cake!

 

Any weapon can hurt them, provided you have strength of heart. So I would prepare myself, invite some friends around, tell a few jokes, watch playhouse disney, then grab weapons (Not a wooden sword) and attack using my newly found heartened strength.

Or try to find the nearest Dark portal, and go the way of the Riku.

Hey, look at Destiny Islands. Sora got off best, with the keyblade. This option is not open to me. Riku got off second best, still alive, but tainted. This seems the best choice. Kari sealed herself in Sora. I am not a princess of heart, nor do I really want to be in someone else. Tidus/Wakka/Selphie are never heard from again, a fate shared with Sora's mummy.
If I extend to other worlds, I can try "Just believing" like Beast, although I would lack the heart power. I could also try to become a summoning stone, although this could be painful.

No, I think that going Riku's way is best. I have a fighting chance that way. If I could bend the darkness to my will, I could escape.

Escape is the overall aim. I cannot be a hero and take on a darkside.

 

EAT THEM

jk jk

but i WOULD probably grab a lightsaber and join the darkside with them >8D
(or get one as a pet and call it Bob >w>)

 

I´d get anything i could use as a sword and go fight them...
I WOULD ALSO BECOME A KEYBLADE MASTER!!!! xD