Hallo pencilman again. Following from my Kh Legend with threads only thing is still going... Im being a bit pessemistic about my choice to not post at all... I dont think its gonna work out... Ok, on to the topic... What would happen if video games were REAL. seriously, things would be out of control. For example How the hell would those guys in grand theft auto be able to strap all those weapons to their backs... and still be able to pick out the right one... how? Would Mario have several head injuries and would suddenly die? Where the hell does he get his health insurance? Its freaking crazy! Or will he just randomly play Dr Mario and supposedly heal himself when he's suffering of major amount of blood loss? Would we be catching squirrels in whatnot in pokemon games? And in games such as guitar hero... We'd have way more than just five notes y'know...
if video games were real wouldn't we all be able to jump a little bit too high and the ability to make stuff come out of a box? and if we didn't save our game every night stuff would just repeat itself? then again, if it were a typical video game if we died we'd just respawn. or we could just load. it would be a strange world, i can tell you that.
The nerds and gamers would conquer the world within a couple of days. Only they know how to stop the madness.
We would be defeating heartless with gravity hammers. EVERYONE would have a weapon of some sort. Except the cooking and girl games...they would have no weapons but they would be the first to die (and then come back to life) MUHHAHA. The world crime and murder rate would spike by 200%. Everyone would be immortal and you wouldn't be able to control all our own limbs... Oh and you could wipe half the world's memory in 2 seconds FUN! I LIKE THIS INSANITY!!!
If video games were real I seriously hope Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne isn't one of them...unless I get to be the main character. Then we're cool.
If Jet Set Radio Future was real, you guys would pretty much never see me again. I'd be flying off of buildings, spraying glorious monuments to street style on everything from your house to your back with a flick of a wrist, and then my feet would light on fire and I'd shoot off into the distance to catch a bunch of guys in giant blue monster suits. All while the most amazing music in the universe this side of Jun Senoue plays seemingly out of nowhere.
Who cares. As long as we could use Life or a phoenix down we would be ok. Oh wait, we are talking about 3D games right? I don't want to be a 2D sprite O.o
If video games were real, I'd have a pet chocobo, and we'd ride across the plains of Hyrule as we fight for the title of Shaman King. . . . Ohwait.
