What does this say?

I saved it because it looks cool but I have no idea what it says.

 

Judging from the fact that it's the Final Mix version, it must talk about how it's two games or two discs (not sure which but I'm jealous of your import).

 

it says that AxelXRoxas is the official ship of kingdom hearts

 

2 disk special or something, and then I assume the bottom thing is a recycle this **** reminder.

 

that's a whole lot of text if it's just saying it has 2 discs. I figured it was something interesting.

 

"you dumb american boy"

 

then why is there a 2?

does it say "you are 2 dumb to understand this dumb american boy"?

 

idk what it says i don't speak chinese
(but seriously it says it's a 2 game pack or w/e i think idk i just looked at the first two characters lmao)

 

You lucky *******.

 

It says you must have money to have been able to buy this AND an Japanese PS2

 

this only cost me $40, and the supplies to mod my american ps2 + swap discs cost me another $40, this wasn't some outrageous purchase.

 

ugh kanji i get so rusty with it and h8 with a passion but it says:

"2枚組
本作は「キングダムハーツII」および「キングダム ハーツ チェイン オブ メモリーズ」をリニューアルした作品です。ストーリに変更はありません。
プラ"

2 Discs.
This work is a renewed edition of Kingdom Hearts II and Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories. There is no change to the story.

then the arrows mean "Plastic" because in Japan you have to separate all of your trash accordingly or they won't take it, etc. etc.

That'll be $10000000 pls and thank u i accept cash or check lolz.

 

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It's in Japanese. I can't understand it either. What I don't understand is why can't the game creators make an English version of what it's trying to tell you? It probably is a license policy or something.

 

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i'm a srs translator guys i promise

 

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well why would they put it in english if the game wasn't released outside of japan?