What crimes has khv ever commited?

I kicked someone's head in after they stole my plans for a terrorist attack. B|

 

I've done the following:
Got drunk in a park
Stole an entire box of pens from High School
Stole a pen from college
stole someone's memories.
Went on a killing spree with my best friend's brother.
Illegally drove around a car park at night.

I'm so innocent and good :D

 

I've never done anything illegal because everything's legal where I live. c:

 

You live in Amsterdam? D:

 

I think he does actually...

 

According to British law, I have also broke a law dating back to around the 18th century:

Psh. My Cookies 'n' cream begs to differ!

 

Whoops.


*hides*

 

My country is bigger than our capital thank you very much

But yes, I was born there.

 

Well, let's see...

• Not signing up for the draft
• Jaywalking
• Squatting
• Lockpicking a gumball machine
• Thougtcrime

And the list goes on.

 

A crime KHV has committed is being the only forum without circumference.

 

There were buses in the 1700s? ._.

 

Shoplifting. Under age drinking.

 

I stole from a Halloween Costume store when I was little.

 

Yes, and horses pulled them.

 

I've never done anything aside from downloading music, but even then I tend to buy the albums if I like them.

I dislike the smell of alcohol anyway, lol.

 

I dislike the taste, but that doesn't stop me.

Although I should cut down. I don't need another memorial day >>

 

Things on KHV change

As for me: I'm a pirate (for good reasons, I don't believe in buying a album that only has 2 songs that I like) and I stole a Snickers from a covenant store once, never got caught :D ! And at the Detroit auto show when I went inside the cars I always turned on the radio at full blast, and the guys told me to stop, but I did it one more time, I just wanted to be a troll in real life, and trust me when I did it that time, I got out immediately to make sure they did not see me, once the coast was clear I tried to put on my best troll face. Oh and I also snuk candy to a theater, Ohhhh I'm bad, but seriously who hasn't done that, do you see the prices on those snack bars? Christ there expensive!

 

apparently it's illegal to make amvs as all of them have "matched third party content".