What crimes has khv ever commited?

We've all broken the law some how, one way or another.

As for me, I've robbed a bank before.

 

I stole a kooshkin from the Salvation Army when I was 6.

Edit: Also, hay VGN. :B

 

I travelled back in time and changed the internet to Timmy.

 

I kicked down a lamp stand in the Supreme Court building when I was 5. I didn't get caught. Is that bad*** or not??? Huh? HUH??????

 

Broke into the White House and did nothing.

 

I attempted 9/11 2.0 by ramming a canoe into the Empire State Building.

 

Illegaly downloaded stuff and gotten a warning from our ISP
Stole food from shops
Stole trolleys (Ironically, I was a trolley boy)

Just small things really...

 

I watched movies/tv shows that were illegally put on the internet. I really don't do illegal stuff...

EDIT: I plagiarized Wikipedia one time. that's the only really illegal thing I've ever done...

 

I went on the internet... without protection.

 

You should always make sure your modem is wearing a condom.

 

I've re-written history to prevent a future that really, really sucks.

 

I've killed a person, and raped their corpse.

 

Just a few things in my younger days; broke into an abandoned secondary school (ripped off one of the metal coverings on a door) and used some paint we found, accidentally broke into my own car, and stole a wee book when I was 4. There are a few others things but I shall not tell. xD

 

Oh yeah, I also once picked a flower from a city park in Mount Vernon, Iowa. Am I hard core or what?

 

You sick *******.

 

THiS THREAD HAS NOW BEEN TRACKED BY THE CIA, FBI AND EVERY OTHER IMPORTANT FUCKING AGENCY IN THE WORLD

ENJOY YOUR DAY

 

I'm pretty sure a thread like this existed a long time ago, and was locked by a staff member claiming it was inappropriate to talk about illegal things that we've done.

Wut happened.​

 

I smell bacon. >|

 

I dunno if it's a crime but once I kicked the ball and hit a bird in the air once, it fell down. Not sure what happened to it afterwards, I only remember the other kids got it and they put it somewhere safe. Maybe they were burrying it?

RIAA and MPAA too?

 

I took home a rock from the Rocky Mountains when I went there on vacation.

Ha. Suckers.

....Matt Anderson? Is that you? :O