What could Square Enix do to make KH3 a total disaster?

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  1. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Sora was a second personalty of Naruto and ichigo

    The game would be runned by a Kingdom Hearts forum nobody knows about

    It would take 5 minutes for Magic to recharge

    Mana bar is back and magic consumes 80%

    Mickey still doesn't do jack ****

    Terra is saved

    Roxas, Namine and xion comes back

    Every character that dies is back alive

    Oh wait most of these are already established in the game meaning it's already a disaster!
     
  2. Plums Wakanda Forever

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    Not integrate the Disney worlds into the overall plot. Part of what made KH1 really good was that every world contributed to the overarching plot. KH2 in comparison was just "HEY IMMA POP OVER HERE AND MAYBE THIS WILL ACTUALLY BE SIGNIFICANT TO BEATING THOSE ORGANIZATION GUYS -- IF I EVER SEE THEM FOR MORE THAN TWO MINUTES!"
     
  3. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    to BILLY ZANE

    You mean like KHII?

    YO WONDERLAND IS ONE OF THE TOP 5 WORLDS FUCK THE HATERS

    People keep saying this like it can, would, or should happen

    (1) Nomura only includes characters/series he's worked on and (2) Kefka's a big bitch

    Well then we are in the clear

    It will not likely be establishing any relationships.

    Merely building on ones previously established :L

    Don't even joke like that

    Don't even joke like that

    DON'T EVEN JO-wait are they actually not gonna use command decks is this confirmed

    If so this saddens me greatly

    It still is

    It's just that more friends and friends of friends are getting lost in increasingly more complicated ways

    Except Tronland was really fucking good because it was one of the only Didney worls in recent memory with any semblance of KH-specific continuity

    "Dude my brother kicked me out of our apartment can I room with u"

    "Lol sure"

    KEYBLAD

    "Listen little nigga. One day you gonna be a big strong man, and you gotta protect your friends."

    "Can I go on a power trip and almost kill them instead then have a long drawn-out saga of angsty redemption"

    "NO! No. For the love of god, don't do that. Jesus. Fuckin' crazy ass kids."

    KEYBLAD

    "Oof-"

    "Ow! Watch where you're goin', lady!"

    KEYBLAD

    to make Super 17

    "Here is the exact and, to my knowledge, only way to forge a proper χ-blade in detailed steps. BUT FUCK THAT I'MA DO IT THIS WAY INSTEAD"

    HEHEHH

    "I was there man. I saw the whole thing"

    which I TOTALLY FUCKING CALLED BY THE WAY

    Sleep through final exam

    Friend gets stuck in the void of your heart trying to wake you up

    Don beaglepuss, eat cake

    #you are the one who will open the swag

    If you honestly believe that in all these years she hasn't ma-

    Oh.

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    Welcome to KS

    DON'T EVEN JOKE LIKE THAT

    I agree

    ...WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING SOME FLASHY SHIT FOR THE END

    I'M NOT YOUR TRAINED MONKEY YOU PUTZES GO WATCH FIREWORKS IF YOU WANT A SPECTACULAR CLIMAX

    GODS KNOW YOU'LL NEVER GET ONE IN THE SACK
     
  4. The Fuk? Dead

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    Kingdom Hears III: Now exclusively for Playstation Move
     
  5. Menos Grande Kingdom Keeper

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    1) Be stuck at that new "social technology" , you have to have 10+ friends over facebook that plays kingdom hearts to get all materials daily D:

    2) Your character has "encounters" every day with bosses .. they consume AP, that again can be filled with THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!(over facebook)

    3)Not making it a CO-OP experience (I've dream about it since the first KH, and this generation killed the Co-op.. I want it back or the money of my second controller back!)

    4) You have to have Kinect/Ps eye to use the gummi ship ç.ç

    5) After years of new and good gameplay COM>BBS>RE:CODED>>>>>>>>>>Days, you are stuck with MP gauge and 3 spells(Where are all my sweet combos that I've learned over the last six years?).

    6) DLC abuse... this is another problem with this generation.

    7) The game wouldn't quite finish Xehanort Saga, we will need the next side game that will only come to a new Microsoft HANDLED (that will only have THIS GAME!)

    8) After a lot of thought... Nomura thinks this game is too good for this generation, let's wait for the next with more 30 spin offs, and another 40 useless people to save like Xion.

    9)We see that Riku is way better than us, but we are stuck with Sora all the game (maybe we can play with him just by geting this AWESOME DLC that has the actual end).

    10) The plot of KH III, is replay KH I once more.
     
  6. Hayabusa Venomous

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    THIS MUST HAPPEN. THAT ISN'T ANSEM I'M HEARING. THAT IS LIES.

    Yeah pretty much. As much as I hated HATED having to navigate through the worlds in Kingdom Hearts 1 (Deep Jungle...) at least we got to get a feel for those worlds, instead of OH LOOK THIS IS BEAUTY AND BEAST LAND LOOK IT'S BELLE AND BEAST K NOW GO FIGHT HEARTLESS.

    I WILL GLADLY BE A HATER OF MUSHROOM HOPPING AND LOOKING FOR THAT STUPID ASS CAT

    Nah, I don't think it'll happen at all. Just thought it'd be cool to fight two OP villains at once. I'd prefer Seymour anyway SO I CAN KILL HIM AGAIN.
     
  7. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Wonderland was the worst world ever, end of discussion.
     
  8. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Man first everybody got lost in Hollow Bastion and now this

    Everyone on these boards must suck at video games I mean I did this shit when I was 11 and didn't even falter in my mission so what's y'all's excuse

    Ahh Seymour

    Hate-able in the very best way

    You don't close my discussions motherfucker I'll box your ears
     
  9. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Sorry Nova can't hear you over the sound of us talking about things other than wonderland.
     
  10. Hayabusa Venomous

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    I only got lost for like 4 minutes, but it was incredibly boring to me, I dunno why.
     
  11. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    How KH3 will be a disaster. Linky linky.

    I want this. Because Big Boss is awesome. Also...
     
  12. Noise For Love and Justice

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    Hannah Montana World
     
  13. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    The best of both worlds.

    Oh god don't scare me like that.
     
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    It would be just like The Little Mermaid world...but worse.
     
  15. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    ....Makes you wonder who's the Ursula of that establishment
     
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    Hannah Montana....she is every character ever in that world always and forever.


    its in her contract.
     
  17. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Ah yes her own innerself is her enemy.
     
  18. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    if it doesnt become a dating sim i will be mad
    i wanna fuck sumbas furry butt to death
     
  19. Vagineer Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Kingdom Hearts in a nutshell, folks!
     
  20. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Donald and Goofy uses a keyblade....actually I could see this happening.