What could Square Enix do to make KH3 a total disaster?

Everything you post is soo true.

 

KH3 will probably be a disaster anyway. Since they announced it way, way too early. It'll probably be Versus 2.0, and this time people will be even more pissed by it.

 

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I wasn't saying it would be terrible in that post, just that they announced it way too early. There's no way this game is releasing before 2017 at the earliest.

Although, it probably will be terrible, just looking at most of the games in this series.

 

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You didn't say it'd be terrible, you said it'd probably be 'a disaster'. :L

 

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I know! I haven't been able to sleep since E3 just out of fear of them screwing the pooch! I haven't been made skeptical by ACII or nuffin!

Sorry, I'm too busy playing Revengeance to care about only slightly teased games.[DOUBLEPOST=1374634254][/DOUBLEPOST]

Actually, this needs to happen. Seriously not even Sora knows what's going on in KH anymore.

Wasn't this sh*t about finding your lost friends at one point?

 

With, I say it's not a good series.

SHIIIIT WHY AM I EVEN HERE? Probs what A LOT of people say.

 

marvel and star wars worlds

 

I'm glad someone else is in the same camp about this as me. If they're gonna do Disney stuff, they need to do things that Disney actually made, not just own.

 

exactly
i mean tbh that tron legacy world in KH3D was pushing it just because like..you've got these realistic looking character models standing with riku and it's like no please stop

 

I liked that world. :c I mean, they at least made their outfits fit lol

But sure, it's pretty awkward to have realistic and then animu Sora, but I think at least Dolan and Gooby weren't there to make it more weird *coughportroyalcough* With the new graphics however, I think it will be an easier transition for them to be next to the realistic models.

 

Eraqus is a Keyblade master
Xehanort is a Keyblade master
Aqua is a Keyblade master
Mickey is a Keyblade master
Terra WISHES he was a Keyblade master
Xehanort tells Terra to go find darkness or some ****
Terra goes out to find darkness or some ****
Ventus follows Terra
Aqua follows Ventus
Disney **** happens
Ventus meets Sora and gives him the gift or whatever
Terra meets Riku and gives him the gift or whatever
Aqua meets Kairi and gives her the gift or whatever
Xehanort takes the darkness out of Ventus and makes Vanitas I think
Vanitas is a penis head
Vanitas wants to fuse with Ventus or something
Xehanort wants them to fuse so he can make X-Blade
Eraqus tries to kill Ventus
Terra goes full dark mode and kills Eraqus
Terra gets mad
Aqua fight Vanitas I think
Terra fight Xehanort
Terra goes full dark mode again and gets his body taken over by Xehanort
Terra turns into Brown Terra
Terra also turns into an armour
Terra fights Brown Terra
Terra beats Brown Terra
Meanwhile Aqua like sacrificed herself or something and now she's in the realm of darkness because why the hell not
Mickey fits into all this somehow
Brown Terra got his ass kicked so hard he lost his memory and went to ANOTHER ****ING WORLD
Ansem finds him
Ansem takes on Brown Terra as apprentice
Brown Terra is all like "darkness, hearts"
Brown Terra turns gets his heart stolen or some **** and makes Brown Ansem
Also makes Xemnas
Brown Ansem goes back in time to give young Xehanort space altering powers
He could do that by the way
Xemnas makes organization
Xemnas says they all have no emotions(he lied)
Riku gets posessed by Brown Ansem
Then he doesn't
Sora turns into a heartless and makes Roxas
Sora kills Brown Ansem
Riku(who was a bad guy for most of the game) gets locked in Realm of Darkness with Mickey
Sora goes to Castle Oblivion
Sora kills a bunch of Nobodies who when you think about it other had very little bearing on the overall plot
Namine rewrites Sora's memories and he forgets his killing spree
Sometime before this Xion was made from Sora and her and Roxas and Axel were all cool bros and then Xion went cray cray and died
Sora goes to sleep
Meanwhile Riku is finding the DARKNESS and embracing it I think
This makes him turn into Brown Ansem. He will be referred to as Brown Riku Ansem
Brown Riku Ansem/Blind Riku fights Roxas
"WHY!? WHY DO YOU HAVE THE KEYBLADE!?"
"SHUT UP!"
Riku Brown Ansem won the fight
Ansem Brown Riku and Christopher Lee kidnap Roxas and put him in glorious virtual world
Roxas is pretty cool with this
Then it breaks down
Then Sora wakes up
THEN KINGDOM HEARTS 2 HAPPANED
Then Christopher Lee died trying shoot the moon with his beam
Then Ansem Riku Brown stopped being brown and turned into Blind Riku
Then he turned back into Riku
Then they all fought Xemnas(Axel died by the way)
And killed Xemnas

And that was the end
NOT!
Then Yen Sid asked Sora and Riku to come be Keyblade Masters
Riku passed
Sora failed
Meanwhile Axel didn't die
Well he did
But he came back as a human because that's what happens when the Nobody and the Heartless die
Yeah
Anywho
So Axel is back
And he's got a Keyblade
And so is other members of the Organization
Meanwhile Xehanort with his kickass time travelling bullshit comes to the future to like do some bad ****
And then a new organization is formed that consists of
Xehanort
Old Xehanort
Xemnas(he's alive by the way)
Brown Ansem
Also Christopher Lee never died but actually went to the Realm of Darkness
And Aqua has been there for the last
forever
doing
nothing
but like touching herself.

BASICALLY!
KINGDOM HEARTS IS SOME CRAZY ****
AND I'M SURE KINGDOM HEARTS 3 WILL END WITH BIG BOSS EXPLAINING TO ME HOW NAOMI TOLD HIM ABOUT FOXDIE WHILE HE WAS IN A COMA

 

I would be actually okay with this. It worked for the Walking Feels, after all, and making it episodic would allow them to keep the price down on the base game.

What I would NOT be okay with is Square never releasing the third and final episode.[DOUBLEPOST=1374638527][/DOUBLEPOST]

I'd be okay with Pixar stuff because that actually fits the Disney crossover thing just like TWEWY did with the Square crossover thing, but anything else would be going too far. The one passable Marvel thing might be their comic book version of Treasure Island, but there's no guarantee that it'll be out by the time KH3 is done and Disney already has Treasure Planet anyway.

 

That's because TTG are good guys and charge you, like $30 for all of it. We're talking about the developers of All The Bravest, here.

>Kh3 to be released in 10 episodes, with 3 hours of gameplay each
>$20 a pop
>Fee-To-Pay and microtransactions added "because that's what mobile gamers are used to"
>All battles are glorified QTEs. (See: Heavy Rain)
>Entire game now brown and in first person mode
>Riku to sport black leather and chains, talks like Jack Black doing a bad Mick Jagger impression
>Post-completion, each episode will have $4.99 "1.5 Something" DLC that adds an extra QTE or two and no plot or relevance
>Hideo Kojima to write all villain dialogue to cut down on what is laughably called 'gameplay'
>No Utada
>Ships 60 million copies worldwide on launch week, considered financial failure and KH franchise is canceled forever